- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a blue penquin dipped in chocolate doing the samba? A blue penquin dipped in chocolate doing the samba!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It would be unlikely for any entity of this time to speak English and communicate with chickens so it is improbable for one to know the answer.

Why did Helen Keller always ride in the passenger seat? so she could SUCK THE DRIVERS D!CK!!!!!!!!!

Why did the man's legs start shaking when he saw the attractive women? There was an earthquake

Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.

Why was the girl crying on the busy street? She was naked.

How do you get a Jew in a car? Ask him to get in. How do you get him out? (If they say tell him to get out) Tell him Hitler is driving (If not) Ask him to kindly step out of the vehicle.

I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

Q: What happened to the dead baby? A: It was Buried

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite joke? A. Nothing, because he cant hear.

What do you call a bird with no wings? Dead

Two penguins are in the shower. One of them asks if he can have the soap. The other responds, "What am I, a telephone?"

What did the woman do when her husband told her to make him a sandwich? She made him a sandwich promptly.

Knock knock Who's there? Impatient Hellen Keller. Impatient Hellen Keller who? ...

Why are there no swimming pools in Mexico? The average yearly income is $3,523, and pool chemicals are very expensive.

I leave you with a riddle, I am round. I am an orange. What am I?

Q: What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? A: A dog

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

Why the bird can't fly? Because i cutt off his wings.

What made the lady dance? Bandz!

Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

What's utter destruction but still has wheels? A car that was crushed at a junk yard, after the Bridgestone tires were removed for another car that could still use them

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