- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the blind and deaf kid get for Christmas? Leukemia.

Wwhat's black on top and white on the bottom? Rape.

How do you minimize the likelihood of theft? Take the derivative.

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How do you starve a black man? Tell welfare to cancel food stamps

What did the white guy say to the black guy? What's up?

What's the difference between an onion and a baby ? You cry when you cut the onion.

Whats better than ten dead babys in one trashcan??? One dead baby in ten trashcans.

What did the dog say to the cat? I don't know actually

What's the difference between a water melon and a baby? One's fun to hit with a sledge hammer, the other's just a water melon.

Adam Sandler is still funny ! cough

Whats something really annoying? A guy who presses enter too much. hehe

Hey, how much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to drown as a result of climate change.

A clown a hockey player and a...........what the heck that's all I got.

Here's a joke, a black man walks into a store and buys something. that's it.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when the elephants were coming? Here come the elephants! What did Jane say when the elephants were coming? Here come the plums! (She was color blind.)

Why did the lightbulb cross the road? It must have had an external force acting upon it. Lightbulbs are inanimate objects and cannot make decisions or move voluntarily. Someone must have thrown it. It broke. Someone should clean it up.

What do you call two men kissing? Gay.

what happened when the chicken crossed the road? it got ran over by a car recently after it go killed it was eaten by a hobo and the hobo died from ring worm

How do u stop sky from being gay. You don't

Why didn't the Mexican have car insurance? Because he was 12 years old and didn't have a car so he had no need for car insurance.

What is worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

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