- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

I just flew here from Cleveland, and boy are my arms tired! The people on either side of me were hogging the armrests, so I had to kind of tuck my arms up behind my head and it was very uncomfortable.

Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got hitted by a drunken driver and died last week, when he was cycling to school.

SCENES WHEN TOM O'SHEA GETS STABBED IN PRISON AFTER STEALING THE WHEELS OFF AN AMBULANCE

What did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

What did the blind kid get for Christmas? Same ones he got last year.

What's the difference between your mother and a prostitute? Nothing.

Do you like cats? You gotta be kitten me.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Why are tests such a pain in the ass? Because your vomiting shit you'd learned the night before.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Yo mama so fat! Really she should get on an exercise program and watch her diet, as she is at higher risk for diabetes and other health issues

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

so 3 guys walk into a bar.....the 4th one ducks

Why was the bus driver sad? The kid with the icecream had c4 strapped to his chest.

your mothers so silly she saw a rock and sat on a chair.......?

How many women does it take to arrange my new Ethan Allen furniture? Just one, I was told it was divorce present. She took it with her.

A man is walking with a boy through a swamp. The boy says to the man, "I'm scared." The man says, "You think you're scared, I have to walk out of here alone."

Why did the terminal cancer patient die? Because he fell of the stairs with his wheelchair.

Your Mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late, great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.

sit on your hand until it goes numb and then touch yourself.

A mormon walks into a bar. He orders a caffeine free Coke.

Why do you not play poker with a cheetah. 1. Animals can't play card games. 2. Cheetahs are carnivores. Think about it.

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