What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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how many black people are... wait stereotypical jokes are for fags

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What is the best way to kill Kony? Shoot him in the head.

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What do you call a black kid on a bike? Dirt bike

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Where do black guys sit in the bus? Enywhere theres a free seat

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The NBA and womens sports

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Who are you texting? YOUR MOTHER.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender shoots him.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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How can you tell if someones gay? You ask them.

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What's purple and smells like crap? Crap. I lied about the purple

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LIFE :(

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Why didn't the Hispanic man get elected? Because his policies were unpopular.

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If dropped from the same height, which hits the ground first an apple or a baby? the apple because the baby has a rope tied around its neck

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What have a blueberry and a raspberry got in common? They both can't ride a skateboard

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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A man with ADD walks into a bar, what did he say? Look a squirrel!!!

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What kind of fire alarm does a zebra not like? One that doesn't work

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YES! EXACTLY!

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What do you call a black Santa Claus A N i g g e r that doesn't exist

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A guy walks in to a bar, waving a gun around. He acidentally shoots himself in the foot He died from the bloodloss.

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XD, Okay, but you gotta marry me too XD Its working again I am skipping class tonight, how about you come by uh, the day after tomorrow? And bring condoms I don't have any.

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What do you have if you have 100 rabbits in a row and 99 step back? That would be a very unlikely thing to happen, unless a mildly scary predator was released in front of them, or they weren't all stepping back at the same time.

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ask me if i'm a tree are you a tree? No.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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