- Anti Joke

Why did the black man die of leukemia? Overexposure to radioactive materials due to his career as a nuclear engineer.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

What does the cookie monster and the blue man group have in common? They are both homosexually active

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? Nothing, fish can't talk and it died on impact.

A man walks into a bar. He buys a beer, drinks it and walks out.

Once upon a time, a boy sat on a hedgehog. He abruptly stood up, as the spikes had caused him a certain amount of discomfort.

whats worse than getting no gifts for christmas? getting hit by a bus for christmas

a white kid is called on by his teacher he is promptly sent to the principle's office after not complying.

I couldn't afford a hair cut... So i contracted cancer.

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

Why is Michael J. Fox unable to build domino chains? He only has one domino.

Dear God, That wasn't cool. Seriously. From, Japan

Q: What's the worst part of 3 Mexicans dying in a car accident? A: They were my friends.

whats worse than 2 people dying? 3 people dying.

Why does Spongebob go to work? Because he's ready.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock? who's there the stubt double vampire that's going to kill you;0

why did the husband always work late nights? he needed the extra hours to provide for his family

Knock knock. Whose there? Jehovahs witnesses.

A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

There once was a baby named Paul Bunyan who was as big as a house. His mother died at childbirth.

Why did the black man die of leukemia? Overexposure to radioactive materials due to his career as a nuclear engineer.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

What does the cookie monster and the blue man group have in common? They are both homosexually active

This is not a joke or is it

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? Nothing, fish can't talk and it died on impact.

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