- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, here's some candy, gent in the van.

What's a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

A man walks into a bar.

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "come" on your face.

Curiosity killed the cat! No, the tire of a vehicle did.

I have a dig bick . . . . . You have a dirty mind.

Q: why did the blind man walk off the bridge? A: because he was blind.

What's the difference between a water melon and a baby? One's fun to hit with a sledge hammer, the other's just a water melon.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish

Why does the groom wear a black tux? Because he knows a funeral when he sees one.

Why where the 3 little children talking about muffins? Because muffins are smart.

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"i see", said the blind man ... ...to his deaf wife... ...while his crippled children jumped for joy....

what is a bracket? a bracket

How do you tell the difference between a pig and a sea pig? If you open your mouth and it fills with water, you are an idiot

Why can't jesus hold skittles? They'd fall through his hands.

Why did the lightbulb cross the road? It must have had an external force acting upon it. Lightbulbs are inanimate objects and cannot make decisions or move voluntarily. Someone must have thrown it. It broke. Someone should clean it up.

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What's funnier than 68? Will ferrel

There may be 50 ways to leave your lover, but there are only 4 ways out of this airplane..."

Q:Why did the man throw his clock out the window A:Because he didn't like his clock

What did the foot say to the other foot? Nothing, because they are feet.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

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