- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you tell the difference between a pig and a sea pig? If you open your mouth and it fills with water, you are an idiot

What did the pear say to the orange? Orange ya gonna say hi? What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk.

How much wood would Chuck Wood have if Chuck Wood could have wood? None, Chuck Wood has E.D.

Rachel not blowing Robert.

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, here's some candy, gent in the van.

i was gunna write a joke..but i took an arrow to me knee.

What's the difference between a water melon and a baby? One's fun to hit with a sledge hammer, the other's just a water melon.

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Why does the groom wear a black tux? Because he knows a funeral when he sees one.

"i see", said the blind man ... ...to his deaf wife... ...while his crippled children jumped for joy....

Why where the 3 little children talking about muffins? Because muffins are smart.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish

What's a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

A man walks into a bar.

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "come" on your face.

Q: why did the blind man walk off the bridge? A: because he was blind.

Curiosity killed the cat! No, the tire of a vehicle did.

I have a dig bick . . . . . You have a dirty mind.

People spending hours typing nothing but cus words? Who does that?

Why was Helen Keller a terrible driver? She was a woman.

Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? It fell.

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What's worse than Fantasy Basketball? Playing Fantasy WNBA.

Did you hear about the absent minded professor that tried to change the tire on his pickup truck? He forgot to lock the jack and the truck crushed his head like and egg shell.

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