What's gray and comes in buckets? An elephant

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic And so am I

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Uh, summa lumma dooma lumma you assuming I'm a human What I gotta do to get it through to you I'm superhuman Innovative and I'm made of rubber, so that anything you say is Ricochet in off a me and it'll glue to you And I'm devastating more than ever demonstrating How to give a motherfuckin' audience a feeling like it's levitating Never fading, and I know that haters are forever waiting For the day that they can say I fell off, they'll be celebrating 'Cause I know the way to get 'em motivated

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Why did the little girl fall of the swing? -because she had no arms Why didn't she get back up? -because she had no legs Why diddn't anyone help her? -because she was black.

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What did the man say to the drug dealer? I'd like some drugs

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a black guy with a parrot on his shoulder was walking down the street. another man asked, "where did you get him?" The parrot said, "theres tons of them in africa."

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What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, she's already been told twice.

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Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

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Why was maddison sad Becasue he was born with a fucking gay name

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A homeless man walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says it'll be $4.50. The homeless man doesn't have any money so he leaves.

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What did the camera man say when the actor took off his pants? Why did you take off your pants?

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why am i sore i bummed a giraffe

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if a tree falls in the forest does it make a sound? if a tree falls in the forest and it falls on a mime, does anyone care?

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What do you call a puppy that has been left in the cold? A puppsicle

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What's the difference between a blonde and a blow up doll? The blonde is a person, you sexist asshole.

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Why was the little girl sad? Because she was brutally raped up the ass

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How do you make a telemarketer scream? Set him on fire.

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i shouldnt be on this cause im in class

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Nero, thank you for this opportunity, I desire to join the shadows, I left a thumbs up. Michelle

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Jesus was a good guy

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"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the gorcery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons."

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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What did Obama say to Hilary? Will you be my secretary of state?

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a cannibal and like to burn people.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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