If a little boy teleported to mars how fast would he get there? Little boys are incapable of breaking down their molecular structure in order to send their individual particles faster than the speed of light in any given direction. Thus this question is illogical and can not be answered.

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knock knock? who's there? ted? ted who? stop f***ing around, you got cancer.

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What did Katniss say to her sister? hi

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whats helen kellers favorite activity fingering herself

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Too bad, because UNTIL YOUR FUCKING "POWER OF HUMAN KIND" CAN SUMMON UP A FUCKING EYEBALL! NOTHING WILL MAKE UP FOR THIS SHIT! "Oh, my the good old phonebook, I will... Now... try... to... seduce... you... with... my... "goodness" As far as "oh I know where you live", well nobody here is hiding fagface! So you come out of your "darkness or shadows or whatever" and let me stab out both your fucking eyes! And we are STILL NOT GOOD! And yeah, have your faggots stop calling themselves Nero.

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How many Jews does it take to fill a shower? As many as it does to fill an ash tray.

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Apparently I'm an unfit father, cuz all I know is dope and all I got is 30 dollas

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Knock knock Who's there? No one you care bout so why did u say who's there?

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

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what did the man say to his boss? Hello boss

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s o m a a d i t u n y s n i t a c s d c ' s k h k s t o e l y e

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What did George Washingtn say to is men before crossing the Delaware? Men, get in the boat.

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why did the chicken cross the road? no one knows because it got hit by a bus.

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Q:What do you say to an albino man that will always get his attention? A:His name.

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kieran scott peels his off his foreskin while he watches hentai porn then he eats it afterwards, he is also on roids

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whats the difference between G. Bush and a rock? Bush (bull)shits and rock doesn't

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Q: what happed to the squirrel that lost his nuts? A: it died

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How did the young child react when a bullet went through his head? He fell to the ground and his heart stopped beating.

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Do you know what color comes after 9?

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A man throws a penny off of a cliff. He is now one cent poorer

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kcuf read it backwards

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Why didn't the boy eat his food? because he wasn't hungry.

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Q: What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas. A: A bicycle.

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mom.what is red and green? dad. what? mom. your mama dad. you Mack me cry mom gooooooooooooooooood girl. mom have you seen gmom mom.no dad. your mom killed her girl. rely mom. yes girl.thanks she suck dick for money and now i have to get a new bed so thanks mom.ya dad. so you want to be dead mom and girl. or u want to be dead dad. help me plz nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo mom.yes girl yes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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