Why did the Asian guy's condom slip? Because the condom was put on the opposite way.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish

thumb_up thumb_down +10

What's the difference between a water melon and a baby? One's fun to hit with a sledge hammer, the other's just a water melon.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

What's worse than five babies in one trash can? One baby in five trash cans.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

What's worse then your mouse running away? Getting hit by a plane

thumb_up thumb_down +10

knock knock whos there? IRS Oh....

thumb_up thumb_down +10

What starts with "m" and rhymes with monkey? Platypus

thumb_up thumb_down +10

"i see", said the blind man ... ...to his deaf wife... ...while his crippled children jumped for joy....

thumb_up thumb_down +8

Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? Because she was a mother catering her child's sporting event.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

Kim Kardashian got a job.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

I have a dig bick . . . . . You have a dirty mind.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

A group of Germans eagerly await the FIFA football rankings. England is fourth.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

What's a Guy Gotta Do? -Usher

thumb_up thumb_down +8

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, here's some candy, gent in the van.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

Why is it pointless to brutally kill and dismember a Japanese man? You'd be satisfying his sexual fetish.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

thumb_up thumb_down +8

Two Drunks walk out of a bar. They look down an alley and see a dog licking his balls. The first drunk says" Man, I wish I could do that." The second guy replies " Well you better pet him first."

thumb_up thumb_down +8

What did the Carbon atom say to the Oxygen atom? Nothing, basic elements are incapable of speech. It requires a culmination of many atoms to form a living human capable of speaking to another human.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

What do you can a Brazilian woman wearing a bikini? It depends on the case, but usually Brazilian women are named "Maria", "Ana", "Júlia" and many others kinds of names, with their root being hispanic, portguese and latin lenguages. Respectively, the names quoted have the English translation being "Mary", for Maria, "Anne", for Ana, and July, for Júlia.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

A sad-looking man entered a bar. The barman asked, "why so sad?" The man replied, "I have a terminal illness."

thumb_up thumb_down +8

What do you call a handyman with no arms? By his name.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

Whats worse than a rotten tomato. a fridge hitting your baby.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

A black man, an Asian man, and an American man are in a car. Who is driving? The black man, it's his car.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

Bean.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops