Guess what I saw... Wood, I'm a carpenter.

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A drunk guy walks into a bar. A blind man walks into the same bar.

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spell backwards: taco cat

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Q: How do you get a giraffe into a refrigerator? A: You open the door put the giraffe in and the close the door. Q: How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? A: You open the door to the refrigerator take the giraffe out then put the elephant in and close the door. Q: The Lion King is hosting an animal conference, all the animals attend but one, which one is it? A: The elephant it's in the fridge Q: You have to cross a river that is inhabited by crocodiles how do you cross it? A: You swim across, the crocodiles are at the animal conference.

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"Is this the Krusty Krab?" "Yes. What would you like to order?"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I said so.

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Why did Sally fall of the swing set? Because she got hit with a mattress

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Why did John stay home from school? He died.

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what do you call a joke that is not a joke? not a joke

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Reverse psychology never fails.

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My penis is big... not.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? HIVs.

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How do you kill a blonde? You shoot them in the head with a revolver.

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How did the baby cross the road? .......... It was stapled to the chicken.

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what did one black man say to the other black man? hello

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How do you make someone sad? Tell them they have cancer

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Why are all blondes dumb? They are not all dumb but constant bullying just saying blondes are just pretty gives them that illogical stereo type

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Q: What did the boy say to his mum when he saw a Lion A: Hey mum that's a Lion

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What did Winnie the Pooh say to Eeyore? Nothing, he just suffocated him in a pot of honey.

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Got tired of McDonalds Jim?

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What do you call a muslim in an airport? A muslim going on vacation you racist bastard.

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Yo mama is so dumb that she failed the SATs

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What's red and curly and goes 100km an hour? Palfi in a blender

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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