Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because at the climax point in the swing, gravity is making a much larger affect on you because you are pulling farther away from the earth as well as positioning your body in a way where it is awkward and unstable to support your body, which greatly increases the chance of you falling off and landing on the ground.

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Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

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What is the diffrence between a monkey... An apple because the more the much. :) :| :| :|

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A man with ADD walks into a bar, what did he say? Look a squirrel!!!

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Q: What's the difference between a Chicken and a Triceratops? A: One is a Chicken and One is a Triceratops.

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whats the differences between an atari and a xbox 360 i don't know i'm not a video game nerd

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Why did the white girl fuck the mexican? Because her teacher told her to do an "essay"

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Why are lizards broke? Because they run around the desert with no money...

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Goldilocks walks into a bar. But its not really a bar, it's a bear cave and she is eaten by porridge eating bears.

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What do you call a barn full of black people? antique farm equipment.

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What is similar between a penguin and a newspaper? If you kill a penguin, then grind it up into a fine powder, then the penguin becomes a newspaper.

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What kind of fire alarm does a zebra not like? One that doesn't work

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What do you call a black Santa Claus A N i g g e r that doesn't exist

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YES! EXACTLY!

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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XD, Okay, but you gotta marry me too XD Its working again I am skipping class tonight, how about you come by uh, the day after tomorrow? And bring condoms I don't have any.

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A guy walks in to a bar, waving a gun around. He acidentally shoots himself in the foot He died from the bloodloss.

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Why is it that we don't eat clowns? Because in most Western countries cannibalism is illegal.

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ask me if i'm a tree are you a tree? No.

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religion

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What's the difference between a mole and dynamite? - Moles don't explode... unless you fill them with dynamite.

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why did suzy drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock! who's there? not suzy.

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Are you from Tenessee? I heard you were from there

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What did the alcoholic say to his priest? I'm Drunk. The priest says "Your drunk go home". He barely makes it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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