Your mum is so overweight, she is at risk of heart disease, I highly recommend she visits her GP.

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What happened when the black man was pushed off the cliff? His bones shattered upon impact and he died almost instantly

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Guy #1: Knock knock Guy #2: Whos there? Guy #1: Interrupting murderer Guy #2: Interrupting murd.... Guy #1: STAB!!!

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Luke Hardie is G@Y

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What did the pedophile get for christmas? He was raped by a gorilla

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What did Steve jobs tell bill gates? Please pass the salt.

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What's red and curly and goes 100km an hour? Palfi in a blender

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Roses are black Violets are white I'm colorblind

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A bear and a rabbit sits by a small lake in the forest, taking a shit. After a while, the bear asks the rabbit: "Do you have problems with shit hanging from you fur after you're done?" The Rabbitm ponders, and responds: "No, bear. I really don't". Than the bear wiped his ass with some moss.

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I'm so hungry I could eat a well prepared meal!

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Your mother is so fat she has made a concerted effort to loose weight and lead a healthier lifestyle

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We live in a world.... Yeah its called Earth.

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My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

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Q: Why did the little Canadian girl start crying ? A: Because her mum through a fridge at her.

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What's funnier then 24... The Holocost

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How many batteries does it take to run a car 1 a car battery

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Q. What did the dog say to the cat? A. Ruff.

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Why are all blondes dumb? They are not all dumb but constant bullying just saying blondes are just pretty gives them that illogical stereo type

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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Q )Why did the black man shoot the white man? A )The black man had been walking home from his weekly gospel service at the local church when suddenly the criminal had stopped him in his tracks. In a desperate attempt to save himself he seized the gun from the white man and shot him in the leg in order to defend himself. He survived.

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How can you tell an Irishman from a frenchman? Well, if you look back at both there heritages...

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? It was a cold day

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A Jew and a German walk into a bar.

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What do you call a fat Chinese person? A chunk.

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