- Anti Joke

Q: why did the pie cross the road? A: Pie is not a living thing and has no way of transportation, therefor the pie did not cross the road.

Why was the blonde in the library? Because she was committed to her studies and was getting ready for a test.

Knock Knock -Who's there I eat mipe -I eat mipewho hahahah -Oh I'm gonna beat your ass

What did the heart attack victim say? Call 911, I'm having chest pains. yeah, your anti-jokes are this funny....

What's the difference between Bobby and a plane? Bobby can be sexually molested.

Person 1: Hey Person 2: What's up? Person 1: Kill Yoself Person 2: Alright

why did the chicken cross the road?... it actually didn't

chuck norris can round house kick reasonably well

Whats black and has white cream in it? Oreos

Yo' Momma is so fat she weighs a lot!

What's better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded

What's sad about a dead person? He was my friend.

Six Jews get on a train. They all safely arrive at their locations.

Last night I had a Chinese By that I mean I abducted some Chinese people and ate them

a horse walks into a blender ow

Do you like impressions? Why? That's Socrates

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you all a dead black man? A corpse.

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I used to take arrows to the knee but then I didn't, for no particular reason.

What do you call two men kissing? Gay.

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Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh no! Someone's been murdered in my garden!

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was mauled by a tiger.