- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a McDonald's and Michael Jackson? One is a fast FOOD restaurant, while the other likes having sex with little boys.

why did the chicken cross the road? it was making its way home after a long day of luckless job interviews

Knock knock. Whose there? Not my house so not my problem. Frankly, I don't give a shit.

an emo kid walks into mcdonalds and orders a happy meal

Why cant helen keller drive Because shes a woman

The banana, the raspberry and the pear arrived to the party, then the carrot and the tomato arrived as well, but when the apple and the orange arrived the banana left... ...This where just getting to fruity...

Why can a bird fly Because it's not a banana

One man's trash is another man's treasure is a horrible way to tell a kid that he's adopted

why did the man die? he was shot

How can you spot a blind person at a nudist colony? They might be carrying a white stick, or have a guide dog or someone to help them navigate the premises.

Show me the money! Said the man last wednesday.

What did the wife say to her husband when he arrived home from work? Nothing. She cried over his coffin. Her husband was a marine who died in a car bombing in Iraq.

???????????? ???????????? ???? ???? ???? ???? ???? A wild EXEGGUTOR appeared!

How do you kill an Asian? Poke him with a large fork until hes dead.

Kyle is consistently sexually harassed by a woman while at work. Everything is fine.

What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts What's worse than two holocausts? Twilight

What did bob order at pizza hut? Pizza

Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? Because she was a mother catering her child's sporting event.

What do you call Justin Bieber having sex with a woman? Two people of the opposite gender having sex.

What's better than winning the paraplegic Olympics? Walking.

How much wood would Chuck Wood have if Chuck Wood could have wood? None, Chuck Wood has E.D.

What did the pear say to the orange? Orange ya gonna say hi? What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk.

i was gunna write a joke..but i took an arrow to me knee.

Rachel not blowing Robert.

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