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What do ghosts get whaen they watch porn ? a boner

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at it's face.

What did Helen Keller do when she found a dead body? Nothing.

whats funny about a jew burning? Nothing......

Roses are red. Violets are blue. and Asians are yellow.

How can you spot a blind person at a nudist colony? They might be carrying a white stick, or have a guide dog or someone to help them navigate the premises.

why did the man die? he was shot

What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts What's worse than two holocausts? Twilight

What did bob order at pizza hut? Pizza

Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? Because she was a mother catering her child's sporting event.

What did the wife say to her husband when he arrived home from work? Nothing. She cried over his coffin. Her husband was a marine who died in a car bombing in Iraq.

How do you kill an Asian? Poke him with a large fork until hes dead.

???????????? ???????????? ???? ???? ???? ???? ???? A wild EXEGGUTOR appeared!

Show me the money! Said the man last wednesday.

Kyle is consistently sexually harassed by a woman while at work. Everything is fine.

Why can a bird fly Because it's not a banana

One man's trash is another man's treasure is a horrible way to tell a kid that he's adopted

What do you call Justin Bieber having sex with a woman? Two people of the opposite gender having sex.

What's better than winning the paraplegic Olympics? Walking.

Why can't jesus hold skittles? They'd fall through his hands.

Why did the lightbulb cross the road? It must have had an external force acting upon it. Lightbulbs are inanimate objects and cannot make decisions or move voluntarily. Someone must have thrown it. It broke. Someone should clean it up.

what is a bracket? a bracket

josh roberts got the d in geog

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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