i knew this one arab, who was so arab that there was nothing funny about him

Q: What did the pony say when it had a sore throat? A: "I have throat cancer and only have six weeks to live."

Yo mamma's so fat, that she weighs alot.

Q: why did the blind man walk off the bridge? A: because he was blind.

What's sad about 4 people in a Lamborgini going over a cliff? It was my car.

Knock Knock Who's there? Reality, we have come to install a doorbell.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a dog

What do you call a handyman with no arms? By his name.

A man walks into a bar He is STD positive.

What did the man say to the woman he was in love with? Sure, I understand and I'm okay with being just friends.

if you give somebody a dollar and they give you a different dollar you both have a dollar

roses are red violets are blue ur mom just died and u will 2

Laugh

Knock knock. Who's there? Come in.

Q: what is socialism? A: a terrible system

How did the gay guy greet the other gay guy? Nice to meet you.

Why did the girl fall from the swing? She was laughing at an anti-joke.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish

What was the pirate movie rated? Pg-13

What is the same between a turtle and an eagle? They both fly, apart from the turtle.

Q: What's long and gray and kills people? A: A gas pipe.

Roses are red, I'm tired... I think I'll lie down now

What do you get when you mix red and blue? Gang violence.

What's better than winning the Paralympics? Having legs.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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