A man walks into a bar. He is then rushed to the emergency room for severe blunt force trauma to the head and multiple cranial fractures. After years of mental therapy the man re-gains full cerebral capabilities and is extremely cautious to keep an eye out for potentially dangerous bars that present a threat to his fragile reconstructed skull.

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Roses are red violets are blue I think you re stupid go eat a shoe

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Whats a buch of blacks running down a hill called? The Detroit, MI marathon in seeing that 84.3% of Detroit's population is of Arican descent.

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What's worse than having sex with a woman who has been dead for 10 minutes? Having sex with a woman who has been alive for 10 minutes.

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What happens if an unmovable object gets hit by an unstoppable force? To get to the other side.

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whats the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? I take my shoes off to jump on the trampoline

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What's sicker than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill death ratio

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I created darkness. God created the stars. God created the bee. I created the wasp. God created the child. I banged your mother. Moral: Soon my wings of darkness shall destroy your very own star, these words seem empty now, so I will fill them with true meaning and purpose as I will give the same to you the day the sky brightens no more.

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A man called the police and was later arrested for murdering himself,

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Whats worse than seeing your mom naked. Your dad.

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Roses are red Violets are blue My friend has diabetes Stop posting diabetic jokes

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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Your mama is so ugly. But she is still a respected member of the community

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If life throws you lemons, throw them back and ask for some water because lemonade only makes you thirstier due to the large amounts of sugar used.

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Why are elephants big, grey, and wrinkly? Because if they were small, round, and white, they would be called 'asprin'.

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what's worse than fining out that the best and worst jokes on anti-joke.com are about the Holocaust The Holocaust

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Roses are red Jeffrey's a nigger A refrigerator is white But Jeffrey's not a refrigerator. He's a nigger.

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Steve Mullings isn't on drugs

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You just glass her.

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Boy: "Mom, I don't want to walk in circles anymore." Mother: "Shut up or I'll nail your other foot to the ground."

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On a scale of Casey Anthony to Jerry Sandusky how much do you like kids?

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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What did the terminally sick child dream of? I dont know. He never woke up to tell me.

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How many jews does it take to stop hitler. no one knows they didn't

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