PATHETIC

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Whenever anybody asks me to help me find something they lost, I say: "Look where it is and you will find it."

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Q: What did the teen mom put her newborn daughter up for? A: Adoption

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An Englishman, a Frenchman and a German strand on an island. Searching the jungle, they fall into a trap. They get painfully killed and eaten by the cannibals.

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Simon says; "You're adopted."

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Q: Why was the boy sad? A: He dropped his ice cream. Q: Why was the boy mad? A: He dropped his ice cream. Q: Why was the boy in pain? A: Because a clown was ripping off the boys big toes with a hacksaw, all the while causing the small boy emotional pains by killing the boy's orange cat.

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Q : What did Piers tell his friend before leaving ? A : Bye.

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Hi

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What's the square root of 69? 8.306623862918075

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a black man jumps in a pool.

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why dont black people like cruise ships? they already fell for that trick 400 years ago

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A horse walks into a bar the barkeeper asks 'Why the long face?' The horse, incapable of speaking English, walked around in a circle, excreated and left.

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What did the white cop say to the black thug? he didn't... he got shot before he could say anything

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Why am I losing my time writing this joke even knowing that I will get lots of thumbs down?

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In Soviet Russia, Joke isn't funny!

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A woman comes to the doctor with a dog and the doctor says: -What are you doing here, dog? Get the hell out of here, you're an animal.

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Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

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when the doctor asked him why he was sad andreas replyd i have a small penis and drew and devin keep making me drop the soap

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My claustrophobia was cured by imagining that all small spaces were naked.

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How many hamburgers can a grizzly bear eat? Maybe 6.

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Yo mamas so fat, that I need a new pair of sunglasses.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was blind and deaf, leaving her unable to respond to external stimuli and thus unlikely to able to pass a basic driving test.

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A man walks into a bar. He sees his wife with another man. That man is his brother.

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Yo mama so fat she doesn't need news, shes worldwide. ~YN~

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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