When you wish upon a star... ... you're actually a few million years late, according to astronomy. The star is dead. Just like your dreams.

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What happened when the dinosaur walked out into the rain? He got wet.

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Why did Nigel decide to lie and remain on the ground? He didn't. Somebody beat him ruthlessly and stole his wheelchair. Nigel has no legs by the way.

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roses are red violets are blue i suck at poetry show me your tits

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whats worse than 9/11 a paper cut

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Sheesh people! Stop insulting my last comment! Do not GO into my comment section, I do not WANT YOU to keep thumbing up those that call me pedo. Moral: Norway... you gonna call us all pedophiles? Please... besides I prefer them over nineteen... the downside is that they often got a couple of kids already at that age... Sigh...

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cats are afraid of dogs. mice are afraid of cats. elephants are afraid of mice. bf-2 fighter jets are afraid of elephants. is this true?

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"I have been threw the desert with a horse with no no name" wrong the horse, name was no name

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Two guys walk in a bar, and they die.

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A man walks into a restaurant and orders a rare steak. Soon after, he gets food poisoning.

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What did the homeless war veteran get for christmas? Nothing because we don't treat our veterans very well.

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A twelve year old walks into a bar. How Tragic

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What's broken to the side of the road and covered in cookie crumbs? A girlscout that got hit by a car.

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Knock knock Who's there? I'm the Dick I'm the dick who? I'm the Dick Cheney

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Guy 1: Ever heard of Ethiopian food? Guy 2: No habla espanol... Guy 1: Oh....

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken got crushed by a fridge.

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After Fighting Apollo creed. Rocky screams ADRIAN!!!! After 3 days of cardiac arrest he realises that ardian is a fregment on his imagination

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holocaust jokes are bad, anne frankly they annoy me

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What did the picture say to the man? Don't frame me

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Your mams so fat that she has aids... and i gave it to her

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What did the nurse say to the man who got an erection while being given a sponge bath? She assured him it was a normal reaction and moved on to clean his arms.

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Q: why can't dinosaurs sing? A: because they're dead!!!

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What do u call a black polar bear? A black bear

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What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot and spicy, and the other analyzes urine [Emo Philips]

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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