Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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A hundred dollar bill falls in the middle of an intersection. Equally distanced from the bill stand a Jew, a Black, a White Supremacist and an Arab. Wouldn't it suck to be on this street? I am sure violence will ensue.

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Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? No? Don't worry, he didn't either

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What's the square root of 69? 8.306623862918075

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What do get when you cross a truck and a cliff? Flames.

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Hear the one about the giraffe and the clown? Yes.

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How many ants does it take to fill an apartment? It depends on the size of the apartment.

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Are You McDonalds Because I'm Loving It

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Why was the picture ruined? Because you were in it.

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So i was thinking of going to japan for spring break. I've heard they have some awesome swells.

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What do you call a fly without wings? A fly without wings.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? -- Because she had no arms Why did sally drop her ice cream? -- Because she got ran over by the ice cream truck

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9/11/01 was a terrible day I got dirt on my suit when touring NY

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whats first than finding a worm in your apple? a blonde who asks you why there is a worm in your apple

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What do you do when you see a mentally challenged kid in a wheelchair? Walk up and offer to push him, as you should since he probably hasn't had a lot of friends in his lifetime.

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roses are red violets are blue i suck at poetry show me your tits

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Guess what i realized when i became 18? I was 18

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So a frog and a penguin were talking and the frog says, " I have some good news and some bad news. The bad news is we're freezing, but the good news is: We have a conoe!".

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What did the doctor say to the terminally ill patient? Your going to die.

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Sometimes, people ask me, "Do you always have to be so obnoxious?" And to that I reply, "I don't always, but when I do, I prefer Dos Equis." Stay thirsty, my friends.

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Q: What did the teen mom put her newborn daughter up for? A: Adoption

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When the black man was driving his car, why did he stop in front of the gun store? Because his car's velocity reached zero at that location.

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question; feminists can't change anything.

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How do you avoid being hit with a toaster? You don't walk past the man hitting you with a toaster.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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