Why Do Black Men Like Koolaid Because its red

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You copy and paster!

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Are You McDonalds Because I'm Loving It

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Q: What did the teen mom put her newborn daughter up for? A: Adoption

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sexual intercourse.

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How do you spell dog? C-A-T!

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What's red and invisible? No Tomatoes

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not

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Why did the Muslim guy look nervous and sweaty when the plane took off? Because he is claustrophobic. Racist fucks

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What did I write on this website? This antijoke.

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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Miley Cyrus.

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Why did the boy dress up as a zombie? Because it was Halloween.

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Joe Paterno dosn't walk into a police station.-South Park

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a black man jumps in a pool.

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Bryce Harlan and I are close friends Love, Pete K

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Why did the football player go to the bank? He had to make a deposit and refinance his home.

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Why did the alien cross the road. To get to his ship.

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What's worse than your mom finding out she has AIDS? After she found out she had AIDS she stormed out of the hospital and got run over by a bus.

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How many Mexicans can you fit into a car? The bathroom is on the left, mam.

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A woman comes to the doctor with a dog and the doctor says: -What are you doing here, dog? Get the hell out of here, you're an animal.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the van.

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A black guy and a white guy walk into a bar, they were both unemployed and blowing their savings on their alcohol addictions

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a man is stranded on a deserted island with no food, water or clothing and he comes upon a magical genie lamp, a genie pops out and tells him that he has three wishes, the man asks for food,water, and clothing, the genie says "of course" the man was elated but then the genie says " but i'm afraid to tell you that genies don't exist and your hallucinating from your harsh living conditions...i'm sorry" the man lived two more weeks before dying slowly...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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