What did I write on this website? This antijoke.

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A homeless man comes home from work.

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Whats blue and fuzzy? blue fuzz.

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How do you stop a baby from flying? Hit it with a shovel.

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Why Does God Hate Gays? He Doesent, God Does Not Exist.

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roses are grey violets are grey im colorblind but your face is still black!!!

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Whats 1+1? Well,According to John Willemain's Business Analysis: Problem Solving Using Calculus and Finite Mathematics it's 2.

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Q: What do you call a black pilot? A: A pilot, you racist

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What's the difference between mustangs and dead babies I don't collect mustangs

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If a rooster lays a brown egg on the south side of an Asian man's roof, which way would I turn at the intersection? Folderol, because laundry has no soul.

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PATHETIC

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Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin says "oh my god were going to die!" The other says "Holy shit a talking muffin!"

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-I once had a dog with no legs, and do you know how I named him? -...? -I didn't name him, he wouldn't come...

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Why couldn't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he has no arms or legs. Why doesn't he have any arms or legs? Because he is a potato.

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When you wish upon a star... ... you're actually a few million years late, according to astronomy. The star is dead. Just like your dreams.

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Who eats chicken noodle soup? Anybody who enjoys chicken noodle soup.

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A baby seal walked into a club.

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When's the best time to go to the dentist? When you have an appointment.

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What happened when the dinosaur walked out into the rain? He got wet.

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How many licks does it take for a pedophile to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Given a simple random sample of pedophiles, they will most likely have the same statistical standard normal distribution of tongue sizes and saliva efficacy as any other part of the population. Therefore, that question in regards to the tongues of pedophiles is irrelevant and remains unanswered.

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What happens if you fight Chuck Norris? You might lose or win.

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The dog buried it's bone. The next day it unburied it, and chewed on it until it was wrecked.

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Why Do Black Men Like Koolaid Because its red

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Whenever anybody asks me to help me find something they lost, I say: "Look where it is and you will find it."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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