What did the homeless war veteran get for christmas? Nothing because we don't treat our veterans very well.

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A baby seal walked into a club.

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Knock knock! Who's there? an atheist. an atheist who oh sorry, I forgot atheists don't knock on people's doors

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My cat used to be afraid of storms. But now it's dead.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

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After Fighting Apollo creed. Rocky screams ADRIAN!!!! After 3 days of cardiac arrest he realises that ardian is a fregment on his imagination

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was blind and deaf, leaving her unable to respond to external stimuli and thus unlikely to able to pass a basic driving test.

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Why did the alien cross the road. To get to his ship.

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Why Do Black Men Like Koolaid Because its red

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Are You McDonalds Because I'm Loving It

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Q: What did the teen mom put her newborn daughter up for? A: Adoption

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How do you spell dog? C-A-T!

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sexual intercourse.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not

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Why did the Muslim guy look nervous and sweaty when the plane took off? Because he is claustrophobic. Racist fucks

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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Why did the boy dress up as a zombie? Because it was Halloween.

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Joe Paterno dosn't walk into a police station.-South Park

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I grew up, if we cannot live for ourselves, we cannot live for others, remember how people admired us when in their presence, while mocking us behind our backs, most humans do nor respect those that do not rule with lies, false promises, all backed up by an army no amount of civilians can defeat. We lost because people got what they wanted, preferring false promises from all ranging from their Gods, to their politicians speaking about their Gods, promises of betterment as a result of war in the name of Gods, but we are not that people. The problem is, that I used to believe that all of humanity possessed the potential people you and I have, and realize now that when I began looking down at people, I began looking down at myself, considering us all equal to them. Red, we might be few, but we are worth far more than those we consider our equals, maybe it is time even we, sought to rule those that desire to be ruled, rather than to help them find their desired path, because their desired path, might always have been to be ruled.

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a black man jumps in a pool.

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who has brown eyes blonde hair and red lips a human-being

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Bryce Harlan and I are close friends Love, Pete K

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Why did the football player go to the bank? He had to make a deposit and refinance his home.

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What's worse than your mom finding out she has AIDS? After she found out she had AIDS she stormed out of the hospital and got run over by a bus.

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