What's the difference between a Jew and a piece of coal? The coal doesn't scream when you burn it.

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Why couldn't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he has no arms or legs. Why doesn't he have any arms or legs? Because he is a potato.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartenders says, "why the long face?" The horse doesn't respond because horses do not comprehend English. He then becomes startled by his surroundings and bolts out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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Who eats chicken noodle soup? Anybody who enjoys chicken noodle soup.

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When's the best time to go to the dentist? When you have an appointment.

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A baby seal walked into a club.

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whats first than finding a worm in your apple? a blonde who asks you why there is a worm in your apple

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What happened when the dinosaur walked out into the rain? He got wet.

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The dog buried it's bone. The next day it unburied it, and chewed on it until it was wrecked.

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Doctor, people always laught at me at work! :( What do you do for a living? I am a comedian...

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What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza One is an ethnicity derived from Africa and One is an Italian dish that is well'ly known in all four corners of the world.

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So theres a priest, a rabbi, and an athiest on a cliff. They all remark at the beautiful view and take plenty of pictures with their respected families.

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Hear the one about the giraffe and the clown? Yes.

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Whenever anybody asks me to help me find something they lost, I say: "Look where it is and you will find it."

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What did the white cop say to the black thug? he didn't... he got shot before he could say anything

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In Soviet Russia, Joke isn't funny!

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I hate being bi-polar; it's awesome!

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Ask me if I am a tree Are you a tree? ..no

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Simon says; "You're adopted."

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Whats blue and fuzzy? blue fuzz.

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Whats 1+1? Well,According to John Willemain's Business Analysis: Problem Solving Using Calculus and Finite Mathematics it's 2.

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Q: What do you call a black pilot? A: A pilot, you racist

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i like cats

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What's the difference between mustangs and dead babies I don't collect mustangs

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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