why was the panda sent to prison? he played a major roll in the bombing of 9-11

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How do you spell dog? C-A-T!

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I hate being bi-polar; it's awesome!

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was tied to the chicken

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Roses are red violets are blue i heart my toilet Becuase it holds all my POO!!!!!!!!

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how do u piss of a polish man? rape his girlfriend

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An elephant and a llama walk into a bar. Realizing that they must have broken out of the local zoo, all of the people run out of the bar screaming.

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A dog walked into a bar. The bartender barked at the dog and the dog replied with, "I don't speak dog language."

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knock knock GO AWAY I'M IN THE SHOWER

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Whats blue and fuzzy? blue fuzz.

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Why Does God Hate Gays? He Doesent, God Does Not Exist.

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Ok, so, a big moose walks into a store and he looks around for potatoes but he cant find any. So he asked a worker, "do you know where the potatoes are?" and she says, "the potatoes are in aisle 3." So the moose goes to aisle 3 and there aren't any potatoes!

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Sonic

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So this one time at band camp... a flute gave me an STD.

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What's the difference between mustangs and dead babies I don't collect mustangs

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why did the girl cross the road ? to get run over by a flee of running cows

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Scout? The Scout gets to come home from camp.

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Roses are red My binoculars are blue The curtains are open I see you

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When Chuck Norris runs, he doesn't even move a muscle.

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Miley Cyrus.

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How many hamburgers can a grizzly bear eat? Maybe 6.

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I grew up, if we cannot live for ourselves, we cannot live for others, remember how people admired us when in their presence, while mocking us behind our backs, most humans do nor respect those that do not rule with lies, false promises, all backed up by an army no amount of civilians can defeat. We lost because people got what they wanted, preferring false promises from all ranging from their Gods, to their politicians speaking about their Gods, promises of betterment as a result of war in the name of Gods, but we are not that people. The problem is, that I used to believe that all of humanity possessed the potential people you and I have, and realize now that when I began looking down at people, I began looking down at myself, considering us all equal to them. Red, we might be few, but we are worth far more than those we consider our equals, maybe it is time even we, sought to rule those that desire to be ruled, rather than to help them find their desired path, because their desired path, might always have been to be ruled.

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Why was the cancer patient in the hospital? Her mother threw a rock at her head.

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whats worse than getting a papercut on the tip of your finger? getting crushed by a refrigerator

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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