- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was hungry. Thats why.

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Why was the woman bald? She was a Britney spears fan.

Why did Ramsey fall off the seesaw? Because while he was playing with friends on a seesaw at a nearby Country Club, a very angry and insane man who had many handicaps, decided to solve his problems by killing someone. A funeral was held a week later.

Come on, I am trying to cheer you up a bit, honestly how high?

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she no arms

Why does Derrek Ashmore act so feminine on his facebook statuses? Because he has a vagina so it is appropriate for him

Whats the worst part of your school burning down? A: The burnt pizza.

A flea walks into a bar. Nobody notices because it is a very small insect

What do you get when you cross your eyes? A headache.

Q: what is socialism? A: a terrible system

Why do girls have bumps around their nipples ? -it's brai for suck here .

Yo mamma's so fat, that she weighs alot.

Donkey lips

Why was Helen Keller a terrible driver? She was a woman.

Q: What did the pony say when it had a sore throat? A: "I have throat cancer and only have six weeks to live."

A man walked into a bar. He sustained a mild concussion and a brusied pelvis

Two black men are sitting next to each other on a bench when a woman walks by. The first man says "Damn, that's a nice pair of tits!". The second man said "Yes, she does posses a supple and voluptuous bosom." The cat that was sitting underneath the bench then began cleaning himself.

What did the one battery say to the other? Nothing. Batteries can't talk.

Why was the man bad at football? - he is chad henne

Why does people with tourettes curse so much? Fuck should I know?

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Why was the man reading various news articles on the Internet at 2:21 in the morning? Because at that time he could not sleep. Which meant he tried to find something else to fill his time up with.

why was it funny that the boy got a razor for christmas because he had leukemia

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