Three black men get out of a taxy. They split the bill evenly and get on with their day... By Wade

so 3 guys walk into a bar.....the 4th one ducks

roses are red violets are blue I'm ADHD oh look, a squirrel

Whats white and bad for your teeth? A refridgerator

Q- what the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? A- The Wheelchair

What do you call a black guy robbing a store ? A theif

Why are butt pirates butt pirates? Because they just ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR FRUITS

Why are you so fat? Cause I eat a lot.

why did the kid cross the road he didnt he had no legs

How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend?

EGGPLANT

What's worse than losing one of your socks? Being jewish during the holocaust

a young cow was sitting on a bench until her husband shot her after that he said to the farmer 'i will get the milk than you cut the udders and then maranade them

A woman walks into the kitchen to make a sandwich because she is hungry and she likes sandwiches.

what happened to the drug addict? he go high

Your Grandma and your mom drove off a cliff, who survived? Both of them, they didn't drive off a cliff.

What can hitler cook well Steak

Hey I just met you, and this seems crazy. I have Alzheimers... Hey i just met you.

why is 6 afraid of 7 its not, they actually have a domestic partnership going

Dad what does negligence mean? SHUT THE FUCK UP KID! I TOLD YOU TO NEVER SPEAK TO ME AGAIN!

Roses are red Violets are red The grass is red OH MY GOD, THERE'S BLOOD EVERYWHERE!!!

A blind man walks into the girls bathroom.

Whats big, purple and hairy. Has 4 eyes and 2 brains? Nothing.

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