Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Hit by a bus Why did the bus driver drop his coffee? He hit the boy

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I just missed my bus. At least I haven't got cancer.

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What did the kid say to the ginger? You're gay.

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy, but GET IN THE VAN

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I walked up to my friend who's a drug addict holding a can of coke. I then told said friend that I liked the smell of coke. My friend then went on to snort 27 Kilos of cocaine.

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If 2 trains are going 60 mph, their going in opposite directions towards each other, they are slowing down 1 mile per hour per 10 miles and they are 100 miles away, would you rather have Coke or Pepsi?

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What do dead babies and trash both have in common? They're both in my dumpster.

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What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? The black man has a family of four and is working 12 hours a day at a minimum wage job to afford the high rent, the utility bills, and to buy the pizza to feed his family.

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What's a fun thing to do on a plane? Make a bolt to the pilot, smash his brains in with a iron pipe and make the plane plummet a few hundred feet with a maniacal laugh until you wake up from your dream and scream at your mother to wipe you.

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't it's a dead baby!

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A dog walks into a bar. It was a bar in Taiwan, so they killed it and ate it.

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

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A serial killer kills a family of 5 He is never found and eventually kills himself from depression

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There was an american man on the way to work.

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what did steven hawking say to the prostitute? Nothing, he is unable to speak, he needs help from his word speaker thing.

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Mr Jones, we're sending you to a mental health clinic

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Why did the man die? He had a heart attack.

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A man rode into town on Friday and stayed a while and then left on Friday how did he manage this?

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Chickens want to live in a world where they arent judged for cossing a road ......... K?

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Three jews walk into a bar. The bar is hosting a bar mitzvah.

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What do you call the black president? Mr.President

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sometimes i put my hands on the floor tuck my head into my cheat and lean forward... because thats how i roll

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Nickelback

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Anti Joke

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