Why did the women leave the kitchen? She didn't, women belong in the kitchen.

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What is Santa's favorite color? Blue

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Why don't I understand myself? Because I am an anti-joke and lack a self-aware existence.

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What did the kid say before he died Nothing he was terminally ill

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Why didn't the Hispanic man get elected? Because his policies were unpopular.

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If dropped from the same height, which hits the ground first an apple or a baby? the apple because the baby has a rope tied around its neck

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What's purple and smells like crap? Crap. I lied about the purple

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LIFE :(

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What is the best way to kill Kony? Shoot him in the head.

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Where do black guys sit in the bus? Enywhere theres a free seat

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how many black people are... wait stereotypical jokes are for fags

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The NBA and womens sports

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What do you call a black kid on a bike? Dirt bike

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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How can you tell if someones gay? You ask them.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender shoots him.

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Who are you texting? YOUR MOTHER.

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What's the difference between a bird and a pool table? Both of them fly, except for the pool table.

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What is the best way to put out a fire? Stop, drop and have an 0rgy.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the slaughter-house.

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A little boy uses a horrible curse against his classmate. The classmate is so angry he tells the teacher. The teacher is so astounded at the little boy's use of language he sends him to the principal. When the principal hears of the foul language he's so ashamed he calls the police. The police can't believe the little boy said such a bad word, they think he deserves to go to court. The court dates are set up. When the Judge hears of the hate words he can think of no other worthy punishment except prison until he turns 21. After the kid is let out he heads for the bar across town where all the ex-prisoners go. He orders up a drink, bartender asks "What'd you do?". The kid explains the curse to the bartender. The barkeep becomes so upset that he kicks the kid out of the bar. While crossing the street to go to another bar he gets hit by a truck. Whats the moral of the story? Look both ways before crossing the street....

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Roses are red. Violets are blue... Hold on. Roses could be white too.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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