- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was was a black guy carrying a tv out of someone else's house. He was helping them move.

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Why did peter fall off his bike? Because Peter is a goldfish.

What's worse than stepping on a Lego? Leukemia

There's my tractor.

Hey, there are 206 bones in the human body, would you like 1 more? ;) If you are referring to your penis, that is made of tissue, so it is not an extra bone. And no, I would not like your penis.

What did the black man say to the asian? Hey.

What did the blonde do when her car broke down? Made a Facebook status about then called animal control.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure

What do you call it when a woman doesn't want the child she is currently impregnated with? Abortion: a very sensitive and controversial topic.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 452

Why wasn't the old woman sitting on the porch? Because she got raped by a big scorpian.

What do you call a sleeping bull? Don't call him anything and back away slowly.

Whats Black White and Red all over? oh, wait. what time were we supposed to meet that landlord?

Why did the rabbit jump? Because that's what rabbits do.

Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

what's brown and sticky? A stick

what is the difference between a jew and a pizza? Pizza's don't scream when there in then oven.

What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A pilot.

Why did little Johnny fall off his swing? He had no arms.

What do you call a man man with no arms and no legs floating in the ocean? Bob(he is bobbing in the water)

how do you get a girl of a swing? puch her off! how do you get her friend of a swing? throw a refridgerator at her!

Why did the blind kid hit the other kid in the face? He was trying to give him a high-five.

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