An Asian man, a black man, and a gay man walk into a bar. They all buy the same drink, are charged the same price and say " We are all equal! " They then continue on with their days normaly.

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Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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Whats scary about the asian man driving a car? He was blind

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Why do they call you the interrup... SHUT UP!

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Two Poles are walking down the street. One says "Look out, I think that's dog shit." The other man thanks him and avoids the excrement.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It couldn't handle the stress and pressure of being a duck so it committed suicide by crossing a road and therefor being run over by a car.

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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What do you call a person with no legs and an eyepatch? Names.

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Thumbs this up

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whats small and looks funny? A baby with a penis sewed to its face.

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Yo mama is so dumb that she failed the SATs

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What happened when the black man was pushed off the cliff? His bones shattered upon impact and he died almost instantly

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What do a book and a tractor have in common? Both are for driving, except the book.

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what do you tell a woman with one black eye? "sorry about that wild ball, you played a fantastic softball game otherwise"

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Why do black people have the whitest teeth? Because they brush regularly.

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Why did the little boy cry? I cut off his toes one by one and shoved fireworks up his ass

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Tell her to inform the police that her significant other is assaulting them and that she should file a restraining order.

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Mark Twain, Jesus, and Bill Gates are sitting at a bar. Someone messed with the space time continuum again.

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why is 6 afraid of 7 its not, they actually have a domestic partnership going

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What's worse than getting tripped? Getting shot.

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whats dead and gone your nanas cat

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Scenario: A man is being mugged in an alley Mugger: Give me your wallet! I have a gun! Victim: You don't have the balls. Mugger: Oh yeah! I have 3 balls! Victim: Well I have 2, you should probably get that checked.

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I had sex with my mother in law

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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