What did the Mexican Have for Thanksgiving Dinner? A Turkey you racist!

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If at first you don't succeed, there's a very substantial probability that you failed.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she no arms

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What do Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder have in common? They are both blind.

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Your grandma's cookies.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia Roses are red

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What's worse than people reposting the same joke all the time? The holocaust.

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Why does the St. Johns River flow north? Because Georgia Sucks.

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knock knock whose there the hospital staff your mom just died of AIDS

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Obama says: I can throw one 1,000 dollar bill out the window and make one person really happy Michelle says: I can throw ten 100 dollar bills out the window and make ten people really happy The Co-Pilot says: I can throw you both out the window and make 250,000,000 people really happy tee-hee

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Why did Ramsey fall off the seesaw? Because while he was playing with friends on a seesaw at a nearby Country Club, a very angry and insane man who had many handicaps, decided to solve his problems by killing someone. A funeral was held a week later.

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Knock Kock Who's there? Boo Boo who The ghost from Mario

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If she is old enough to bleed, she probably uses tampons.

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The banana, the raspberry and the pear arrived to the party, then the carrot and the tomato arrived as well, but when the apple and the orange arrived the banana left... ...This where just getting to fruity...

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Why cant helen keller drive Because shes a woman

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Knock knock. Whose there? Not my house so not my problem. Frankly, I don't give a shit.

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an emo kid walks into mcdonalds and orders a happy meal

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why did the chicken cross the road? it was making its way home after a long day of luckless job interviews

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What's the difference between a McDonald's and Michael Jackson? One is a fast FOOD restaurant, while the other likes having sex with little boys.

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Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: *smiles* Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust ascending from hell.

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? I'm not sure, he could not unwrap them.

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Why did the pirate say to the donkey? Rrrrrrrrrrr you a donkey?

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DON"T READ THIS!

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full house

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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