What's worse than people reposting the same joke all the time? The holocaust.

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knock knock whose there the hospital staff your mom just died of AIDS

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yomamas so fat it made Ben kanobi say thats no moon thats yo mama!

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How do you stop a bus You throw a fridge at it

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If at first you don't succeed, there's a very substantial probability that you failed.

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What did the Mexican Have for Thanksgiving Dinner? A Turkey you racist!

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What did the orphan get for christmas? Glaucoma.

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There are two men named Dan. The first man says, "Hello, my name is Dan." The second man says, "Hello, my name is also Dan."

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Obama says: I can throw one 1,000 dollar bill out the window and make one person really happy Michelle says: I can throw ten 100 dollar bills out the window and make ten people really happy The Co-Pilot says: I can throw you both out the window and make 250,000,000 people really happy tee-hee

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Why did Ramsey fall off the seesaw? Because while he was playing with friends on a seesaw at a nearby Country Club, a very angry and insane man who had many handicaps, decided to solve his problems by killing someone. A funeral was held a week later.

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Knock Kock Who's there? Boo Boo who The ghost from Mario

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If she is old enough to bleed, she probably uses tampons.

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DON"T READ THIS!

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anti jokes are for fags

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Why did the pirate say to the donkey? Rrrrrrrrrrr you a donkey?

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? I'm not sure, he could not unwrap them.

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full house

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Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: *smiles* Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust ascending from hell.

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at it's face.

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What did Helen Keller do when she found a dead body? Nothing.

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What do ghosts get whaen they watch porn ? a boner

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whats funny about a jew burning? Nothing......

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. and Asians are yellow.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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