What can hitler cook well Steak

why did suzy drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock! who's there? not suzy.

Your mom is so fat she should probably go to her doctor and ask for a prescription of diabetic pills

I'm so hungry I could eat a well prepared meal!

Some black guy grabs a white guys wallet. the black guy says " hey I think you dropped this"

Whats big, purple and hairy. Has 4 eyes and 2 brains? Nothing.

Why did the monkey die? he was stapled to a grenade

1Q: Quick! Ask me if I'm a lemon!! 2A: Your not a lemon 1A: :/ oh :/

Three moose were in the middle of the road. They were then shot by a maniac hunter.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

Knock knock! Who's there? Boo! Boo who? Aww, don't cry!

Why did the Indian homosexual shoot his dog? Because it was old

What's brown and sticky? Turtle excrement.

What did the bird say on twitter? Tweet tweet.

Women's rights

How do you get a blind man out of a tree? Yes.

Knock Knock Who's There? Bill Bill Who? Builder

Bra*don Che*ey is tall. Facebook me please... Im desperate

I see said the blind man to his deaf wife as his crippled son pushed him in his wheelchair.

What is the difference between a cow and a clam one is bivalve and one is a mammal

I was reading this book one time..... and my imagination took me away to many lands and times.

What did little Timmy get his grandmother for Christmas? A coffin

Thats sweet, thank you then.

Emergency call: - Please help, my little son swallowed a condom! 5 minutes later - It is ok, I found another one.

Anti Joke

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