- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why didnt the man go to the wedding? he wasnt invited.

Why did the boy have sex with his grandpa? His grandpa is a nice guy and it was his birthday.

Knock. Knock. Who's there? lettuce lettuce who? Lett-uce be friends

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What is a cow's favorite drink? Well, I could be wrong and this is just my opinion, but I do not believe that animals experience feelings and, in corollary, favoritism towards anything, particularly regarding basic survival needs, such as hydration.

A man walks into a bar. He proceeds to begin his bartending shift.

A group of teenage boys put a flaming bag of dog feces on Old Man Howard's doorstep. He came out and demanded that they stop such behavior at once. They did, and the day went on normally.

knock knock who's there Alec Baldwin I just raped your children ..........

A Mexican, an Italian and an American all walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have pleasant conversation, and all return home to loving families safely and securely.

Why do cats burp quietly, because they aren't men

Roses are red, Violets are red, my eyes are bleeding

im @ work, LOL.

Have you seen the new Spiderman movie yet? No, Uncle ben hasn't seen it either.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your mum, I've just raped her

A man climbs up a tree. Once he reaches the top he is scared and thus incapable of getting down.

Roses are red Violets are blue What about green? That seems mean...

How do you kill a Jew? The same way you kill any person. It could be gunshot, strangulation, hanging, poison etc. They are the same as every other human being, so you would kill them just like any other human being.

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

a black man is flying a plane what is his name Joe and the plane crashed and he died because I distracted him with this question

Why did the bunny cross the road? It didn't, It was hit by a truck...

How do you get your little brother to stop kicking you? Stick his feet in the garbage disposal.

What did Madeline McCann get for Christmas? Nothing she's dead.

Q: What's the difference between a stick in the road and a baby in the road? A: You swerve around the stick

Knock knock! Who's there? Girl scouts selling cookies! I'm not legally allowed within 500 yards of you. Please get off my property.

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