A white straight man, a black gay man, and an Asian bisexual woman walk into a bar. They are enjoying their drinks until one overly intoxicated man makes a remark towards the group in reference to their diversity in race, sexual orientation, and sex. The bar crowd is enthused with the drunk man's genius in not only constructing a joke to cover all three categorical descriptions of the group, but in guessing each member's sexuality based on their respective appearances.

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poop

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Cripples are lame.

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Q: How do you make a black man nervous? A: Threaten to kill his family.

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A man rode into town on Friday and stayed a while and then left on Friday how did he manage this?

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When you give your homecoming date flowers, you're really handing them a bouquet of sex organs

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Chickens want to live in a world where they arent judged for cossing a road ......... K?

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"The hills are alive..." Impossible, hills can never be alive.

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A white person at Harvard

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A woman is on an escalator, which stops, then she cries. Why? The escalator is in a hospital and stops because the power has failed. She was going to visit her husband who is on life support, which has now but out.

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Harry Chappell raped someone

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What's green, and looks like money? Money...

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What do a tree and a boy have in common? They both cry when you hit them with an axe... except the tree.

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A handicapp walks into a bar

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look in the sky! its a bird, its a plane........ Its Miles

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Pick up lines: Are you from Tennessee? Because you're wearing a university of Tennessee sweatshirt. If I could rearrange the alphabet to put 'U' and 'I' together, I would not do it because I would have to reorganize all of my alphabetized files. Is it hot in here to you or am I experiencing early signs of a stroke?

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How do you kill the circus? You chop it's head off.

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Your momma's so fat: she now considers her body to be a metaphor for post-industrial excess.

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Two men walk into a bar. You think the second man would have seen it.

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Im Black And I Will Beat You Children At Checkers,They Can Be Red

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What did the boy with no eyes get for Christmas? Glasses

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A dyslexic paraplegic walks into a bra

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Why was the black man tangled in chains at the bottom of the ocean? Because he was a highly skilled diver and environmentalist who tragically entangled himself and consequently died slowly and painfully of suffocation while trying to save a whale from eating waste metal.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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