- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the boy with no hands get for christmas Gloves!!! just kidding i dont know he hasnt opened the box yet

Isn't everyday "black tie optional"?

Why did the penis enter the vagina? They were trying for a baby

Your all fags

Knock knock Who's there? Banana Banana who? Orange Orange who? Banana Banana who? I have AIDS

Why was Shane cool... Because he was a cool bean.

Why is it pointless to brutally kill and dismember a Japanese man? You'd be satisfying his sexual fetish.

What's long and hard? The Ap European exam that i just took.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why the f*** do so many people ask this question?

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him, "Would you like a drink?". The horse cannot understand english and is confused by its surroundings. The horse gallops out of the bar knocking over a few stools

If a fish eats fish bait, and a dog eats dog bait, what does a master eat? Anything he feels like eating at the given moment provided it is in accordance to his diet and beliefs.

What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The Hollocaust. What's worse than the Hollocaust? 3 bee stings.

What is blue and feels like a shirt? A blue shirt.

Three men are all in a car park and they all want the same parking spot. As it turns out, it was a trolley bay

Why did the man remain calm when the judge passed the death sentence? Because he was in another country and had no connection with the case.

A blode takes a trip to her favorite restaurant. She arrives safely. After consuming a delicious meal she dies of cancer.

The easter bunny should be a platypus. Bunnies do not lay eggs. Platypuses do, however, and are the only mammals that lay eggs.

What's a Guy Gotta Do? -Usher

What's the difference between? Your mom.

A black man, a Jewish man, and an Indian man are all in the taxi when they were all killed in a car crash. Who was driving the car? The taxi driver.

what did the doctor say to the guy with a bullet in his arm you have a bullet in your arm

whos gay rusty kohlen hit him up on facebook!

what do you call a 19th century steam train driver ? i dont know , depends what his mother named him

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