- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mothers so silly she saw a rock and sat on a chair.......?

Three black men get out of a taxy. They split the bill evenly and get on with their day... By Wade

so 3 guys walk into a bar.....the 4th one ducks

roses are red violets are blue I'm ADHD oh look, a squirrel

Whats white and bad for your teeth? A refridgerator

what did the doctor say to the guy with a bullet in his arm you have a bullet in your arm

whos gay rusty kohlen hit him up on facebook!

what do you call a 19th century steam train driver ? i dont know , depends what his mother named him

Say this fast: Alpha kenny body sofa king hard with mike hawk. :)

Why is your dad gay? Because he takes an enjoyment in a mans dick

A retarded man walks into a bar and everyone was polite about his disability.

Knock Knock. Silence Knock Knock. Silence Knock Knock. Silence Busts open door "Oh right... I killed Bob last week.

Yo Mama is so fat that she has to wear large clothes.

Who has big eyes, big ears, and a big mouth? The witness I'm about to murder so he cannot testify against me. Wish me luck.

Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they're ugly and they stink.

Why did Micheal fall off his bike? Someone threw a chainsaw at him.

Why did the man remain calm when the judge passed the death sentence? Because he was in another country and had no connection with the case.

Three men are all in a car park and they all want the same parking spot. As it turns out, it was a trolley bay

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him, "Would you like a drink?". The horse cannot understand english and is confused by its surroundings. The horse gallops out of the bar knocking over a few stools

What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The Hollocaust. What's worse than the Hollocaust? 3 bee stings.

If a fish eats fish bait, and a dog eats dog bait, what does a master eat? Anything he feels like eating at the given moment provided it is in accordance to his diet and beliefs.

What is blue and feels like a shirt? A blue shirt.

Your mother is so fat that people make rude comments about her behind her back, but they shouldn't because she's a really nice lady.

A blode takes a trip to her favorite restaurant. She arrives safely. After consuming a delicious meal she dies of cancer.

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