- Anti Joke

What's worse than the Holocaust? People trying to be funny writing the same jokes over and over.

How do you wake Lady Gaga up? You poke-er--face....pokerface.

"what happened to the man that was walking along the cliff" he was found the next day dead with a seagull on his head.

what's worse than getting raped the guy who raped you has aids

jamie looks at jacob for arousment. jacob looks at his dog.........

You know I can, and I already have, as once the mind knows its getting certain medications, it spends the energy required in order to achieve the effect, this is what psychiatrists and those assholes would call "psychological effect". With that said, I am still tired, and the stimulants are waking up my ouchies too, so I think ill get some sleep and dont worry, I can sleep with any stimulants as long as I can use my mind. By the way, my "hypnosis senses" are not hypnosis by themselves, but in order to hypnotize oneself and other, one must learn to read body language and stuff like that, something which I now do subconciously because I am experienced. Alice is calm again, her hands are shaking but she is cold, I am pretty sure she is far more tired than I am, so I kinda ordered her to go home, this guy can type for me. Just want you to know that I am doing fine now, and that the PTSD is much less severe than before as my brain no longer remembers the voice and looks my parents had back then, so I just feel my nose getting punched and breaking, its... Surprisingly annoying, so ill get some sleep, if nothing else it will help Alice get better, and I wont lie, I need it.

there is a blonde, red head, and brunet held captive in afghanistan. The people say whats your last word to the red head, she says tornado... they turned and she escaped, they say to the brunet what is your last word, she says tsunami.. they turn and she escaped. They go to the blonde and say what is your last word, she says fire... she is then shot rapidly and she dies.

A man walks into work and massacres 20 due to a mental illness.

What do you call a boy with no arms? Names.

What's the difference between Batman and a black man? Batman is a superhero and the other is just a normal person.

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

Nobody likes you ya noob! (-_-) sniff MAN YOU SMELL BAD

just sit down and dont be a Jew

♪ It's raining. It's pouring. ♪ The old man caught pneumonia and died....

what do you call a pond filled with frogs having sex with bacteria is burning there insides while a midget with assburgers is chanting "SMACK THAT BADONKADONK!" racism..

Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then the man said "he has a pulse". The operator then calmly stated "we are sending a helicopter to air lift him out of there as we speak". The man got helicoptered to the nearest ER, and the doctors did their best to save him. He ended up having to go on life support for three years until his family members finally decided to pull the plug. The medical insurance didn't cover life support and the family went broke because of it.

- My grand mother died. - I'm sorry.... Did She died of old age ? - No, she got eaten by a giant worm.

A man walks into a bar. He buys a beer, drinks it and walks out.

what do u call a black man a black man

Why does Jordan Abu aita have a small pepe? Because he is black

Why don't I understand myself? Because I am an anti-joke and lack a self-aware existence.

What has 9 arms and sucks? Def lepeord

How many Lepers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? People with leprosy should not be doing general house keeping.

An Asian man and an Irish man are standing at the bus stop, chatting casually, while waiting for the bus to arrive. The Irish man then turns to the Asian and says, "Despite our blatant differences in both race and culture, perhaps someday when we are both available, we can meet and talk civilly about our everyday lives over a cup of coffee."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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