a white man, a black man, a chinese man and a mexican man stand at the edge of a roof. the chinese man stands at the edge and says "this is for ma people" and jumps off. then the mexican stands at the edge of the roof and says "this is for my people" and jumps off. finally, the black man stands at the edge of the roof and shouts "this is for my people!" and throws the white man off. The End XD

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His sons funeral was on the other side.

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Why did the chicken was the boat see the genie yes but dog said meow? Last night when you were sleeping, I took a dump in your shoes and used your toothbrush to wipe my butt. Then I took your wallet and flushed down the toilet.

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What would a prostitute do if she was given a million dollars? She would probably diversify her portfolio. First, she would pay her rent. She would buy some groceries and a present for her mother. She would then invest it in stocks and low-yield bonds. She would they buy a vehicle. This win might not affect her continuance in her job.

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What do you get when you mix red and blue? Gang violence.

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What do you call cheese that is not yours? The fact that you do not own the cheese doesnt change its name

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What's the difference between a Green Grocers and Fighter pilot! One flys a plane and one sells food.

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Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

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Why did the cashier let the jockey off 10 cents? because he was short 10 cents

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what do you call a 19th century steam train driver ? i dont know , depends what his mother named him

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You know what turns me on ....? TABLES!! You know what turns me on even more...? TABLES WITH CHAIRS!!!

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Q: How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? A: Depends on the size of the tub and the size of the babies.

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What did the train say at the party Thomas isn't really dumb ass

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What is worse than breaking your pencil? Flying on a magic carpet

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how do you fix a family? Someone gives in

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Chantelle, I loved you, but you cheated with Johnathan from Church...

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Mitt Romney's economic plan for America.

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Blake wilkeys hair style

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

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hi will

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spell backwards: taco cat

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A man went to the doctor with a strange complaint. "Well it's like this Doc, when I drive to work in the morning through the country lanes I start to sing 'The green green grass of home'. If I see a cat then it's 'What's new, pussy cat?'. It's so embarrassing, even when I'm asleep and dreaming, I still keep singing. Last night, it was 'Delilah', and my wife was not amused!" "Yes, it would apear that you have the early symptoms of Tom Jones syndrome." "Well I've never heard of that, is it common?" asked the man. "Yes," replied the doctor, "It is very uncommon."

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there is a blonde, red head, and brunet held captive in afghanistan. The people say whats your last word to the red head, she says tornado... they turned and she escaped, they say to the brunet what is your last word, she says tsunami.. they turn and she escaped. They go to the blonde and say what is your last word, she says fire... she is then shot rapidly and she dies.

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Roses are red Violets are orange Thats odd, my violets are somehow orange

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Anti Joke

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