- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You mom is so fat she appeals to my secret fetish.

I nicknamed my diick "the truth" because the biitches can't handle it

What happens if you confuse your male best friend's and your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, their both named Adam.

Chrysanthemums our orange violettes are musical

A squirrel and an owl are sitting in a tree. The squirrel turns to the owl and says nothing, because it is a squirrel and squirrels can't talk. The owl turns to the squirrel and eats it, because it is a bird of prey.

I want to name my dog Syndrome. Then, when I teach him to sit, I can say "Down, Syndrome!"

What did the baby say to it's mother as it was being thrown in the trash bin? Nothing, it couldn't talk yet.

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What's black and looks like Burnt Popcorn? A black man

I now pronounce you man and lion. You may now kiss the pride.

Q: What do you call a Muslim controlling a plane? A: A pilot.

why did the puppy poop? he had too

why did the chicken cross the street? he couldn't, he lives in a rural area on a farm where there are no streets

What did the hungry man do? He ate.

Jake likes to have tickle parties with McCauley Culkin.

Where did Little Billy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead all walk into a bar. Because, often, friends go out together in social situations.

Roses are red, my name is not Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave.

What's the deal with brown?

What can you conclude about a black man in a mercedes? He has crack and car insurance.

Why did the black guy not tip his pizza driver? Because he didn't order pizza.

What's red ad looks like a green bucket? A red bucket to a color blind person

What do you get when you cross a parrot and a beach ball? A beach ball with a parrot design on it.

What did the blonde say to the man when he asked her what time it was? 6:34 pm

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