Why is Obama the Antichrist? Salad.

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Did you know, even though penguins ARE birds... They don't live in volcanoes?

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What's big and red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater!

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A 2 lb ball and a 10 lb ball are dropped at the same time. Which hits the ground first? They both hit the ground first. Go ahead and try it. Go on. Now. If you are still reading you really want to know if anything else is going to happen. Well nothing exciting. Just a potato. 0 looks like a potato

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What did the gay man do last night? Had a curry

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What eats McDonalds for breakfast, lunch and dinner, annoys everyone around them, and could care less about anyone but themselves? The population of the United States.

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Agent 47.

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What do you call a dirty black person? Unhygienic

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A lot of things, because a dead baby isn't funny at all.

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A man is shipwrecked on a desert island. One day, he finds an old lamp. When he rubs it, a genie appears. The genie says, "You have freed me. As a reward, I will grant you three wishes." The man smacks himself in the face and mutters, "Oh god, I'm seeing genies now. I must be delirious from lack of food and water." Several hours later, he dies.

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a woman leaves the kitchen.......

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What state is round on both ends and high in the middle? Ocoloradoo.

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What did the boy with no arms, no legs, and cancer get for his birthday? AIDS

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic And so am I

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Did u hear what happened to that man with no arms and no legs who tried to play water polo? No, what happened He drowned....

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Seargent: Quick seal off all the exits so he cant get away. Private: OK 2 minutes later Private: He escaped sir Seargent: What, how Private: through one of the entrances

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Wwhat's black on top and white on the bottom? Rape.

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How do you minimize the likelihood of theft? Take the derivative.

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penis haha

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How did a baby get across the street? Stapled to a chicken.

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What did the blind and deaf kid get for Christmas? Leukemia.

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A man accidentally forgets his daughter at a Sizzler

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Your Mother

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Why didn't the monkey cross the road? He saw the chicken get run over.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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