- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did Susie go in the bombing? Nowhere. Susie is the bomber.

Why did the little girl drop her school books? A kid jacked her in the head with a brick.

A sober Amy Winehouse

What did the bowl of cereal say? Can I have some milk?

Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

Why did the football coach go to the bank? To make a deposit.

Why did the Romans conquer everyone? They were power-hungry.

Black People.

Why was was a black guy carrying a tv out of someone else's house. He was helping them move.

SHINEE IS BACK PART HARD

Why did peter fall off his bike? Because Peter is a goldfish.

What's worse than stepping on a Lego? Leukemia

There's my tractor.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 452

What do you call it when a woman doesn't want the child she is currently impregnated with? Abortion: a very sensitive and controversial topic.

What did the black man say to the asian? Hey.

What did the blonde do when her car broke down? Made a Facebook status about then called animal control.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure

Hey, there are 206 bones in the human body, would you like 1 more? ;) If you are referring to your penis, that is made of tissue, so it is not an extra bone. And no, I would not like your penis.

Why wasn't the old woman sitting on the porch? Because she got raped by a big scorpian.

what is the difference between a jew and a pizza? Pizza's don't scream when there in then oven.

Whats Black White and Red all over? oh, wait. what time were we supposed to meet that landlord?

what's brown and sticky? A stick

What do you call a sleeping bull? Don't call him anything and back away slowly.

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