- Anti Joke

Make a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day... set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

What's the same between a school bus and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the bus.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

Potassium? K.

,try this on a girl, say "can I pop your cherry.........soda bottle cap off your cherry soda bottle?"

the danced cus they were young, they danced cus they were free, but mostly the danced cus they needed to pee

What's worse than reading a bad joke Realizing it's yours.

how did the jewish man die He had a fatal hard attack

What did the blind kid get for Christmas? Same ones he got last year.

Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

what did bob say tothe ugly duckling? your ugly and a duckling

Sometimes when you drink sperm you choke

Roses are red Violets are red The grass is red OH MY GOD, THERE'S BLOOD EVERYWHERE!!!

What's Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin'

Why did the black guy eat KFC? Cause he was hungry.

Two children decide to bury a time capsule in their backyard and open it 5 years later. They then break into tears realizing they have no backyard because they are orphans. They are now orange.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had cancer.

Q: What's long and gray and kills people? A: A gas pipe.

What is the same between a turtle and an eagle? They both fly, apart from the turtle.

What do you get when you mix red and blue? Gang violence.

Why would you ever buy an antijoke book? BECAUSE ANTIJOKES ARE F***ING AWESOME!!!

Roses are red, I'm tired... I think I'll lie down now

What's better than winning the Paralympics? Having legs.

What do you call a black man that flies a plane? -A pilot