- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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This guy says: "Doctor doctor, it hurts when I do this!" He jiggles his arm and screames in pain. The doctor replies: "Well, don't do it then!"

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Why did the little boy have a gun pointed at his head? Because he hated his life and wanted to kill himself.

What did the finger say to the thumb? I'm in glove with you.

Why couldn't the convicted felonist come back to America? He lost his passport.

their were 2 muffins. one said hello how are you. the other screamed "A TALKING MUFFIN"

Why did the grandmother lock her grandson in the closet? Because she didn't love him.

Why did the cat land on it's back.... because its dead .......

There are two hippos in a bathtub, one says to the other, "pass the soap." the other hippo says, "no soap, radio."

Knock, knock. Come in.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Realizing on your deathbed that you regret the life you've lived and hate the person you've become.

What did the Mexican get for christmas? Nothing, he was caught sneaking over the border in November.

A man walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

Q: Why does an elephant have flat feet? A: From jumping out of trees

What's the difference between a dead baby and an apple? I don't cum on an apple before I eat it.

A man rode into town on Friday and stayed a while and then left on Friday how did he manage this?

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There are two men named Dan. The first man says, "Hello, my name is Dan." The second man says, "Hello, my name is also Dan."

What did the orphan get for christmas? Glaucoma.

whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews are productive members of society. -Canis

yomamas so fat it made Ben kanobi say thats no moon thats yo mama!

How do you stop a bus You throw a fridge at it

What did the Mexican Have for Thanksgiving Dinner? A Turkey you racist!

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