david what a baghead

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What would a prostitute do if she was given a million dollars? She would probably diversify her portfolio. First, she would pay her rent. She would buy some groceries and a present for her mother. She would then invest it in stocks and low-yield bonds. She would they buy a vehicle. This win might not affect her continuance in her job.

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Why did the boy take the train to school? Because he lived quite far away.

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Whats the greatest part of buttsex the refrigerators

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knock knock, Whos there ?? Johnny. Come in fish.

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Q.Why was the man so fat A. because he had to much to eat

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What did the black person use to peel a banana? His hands.

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What did the lady find out when she went to the doctor. She had breast cancer.

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How did a baby get across the street? Stapled to a chicken.

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whats the difference between a black man and a terd ? one is a black man the other is a terd

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EGGPLANT

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What did the black man in a white 2007 Jeep Wrangler when he went over the speed limit? A speeding ticket

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What was the last thing Batman said to Robin before they got in the Batmobile Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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What's worse than a baby falling? A baby fall in a pit of tar What did the baby say on the way down? "weeeeeee"

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Knock, knock. Who's there? HIVs.

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hi will

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

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Why does a black person buy water? Because everyone needs water to survive SKH RZH

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What can hitler cook well Steak

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why did suzy drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock! who's there? not suzy.

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Your mom is so fat she should probably go to her doctor and ask for a prescription of diabetic pills

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Why did the monkey die? he was stapled to a grenade

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I'm so hungry I could eat a well prepared meal!

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Some black guy grabs a white guys wallet. the black guy says " hey I think you dropped this"

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