what"s short , has a tail , and is amazing ? maddy cartwright i lied about the tail!

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What's worse than farting in a silent class room? Denying it and farting a second time.

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GONNA

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Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber's talent.

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Knock Knock? Whos there? Not Madeleine McCann.

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roses are red violets are blue i'm not a? poet microwave

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- knock knock. - Who's There? - Steve. - Steve who? - Fitzsimmons. We met at your wife's work party.

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Luke Hardie is G@Y

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- My grand mother died. - I'm sorry.... Did She died of old age ? - No, she got eaten by a giant worm.

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What is black and red? Something that is black and red.

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A. Knock Knock. B. Who's there? A. Orange. B. Orange who? A. Orange you glad your retarded because you think oranges can talk?

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Q: What's your favorite song? A: Not one in particular. I like all kinds of music.

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fallow me on twitter #ieatveloceraptorsfordinner

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Me: Ask me if I'm an orange. You: Are you an orange? Me: No

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A cat walks into a bar. What's the first thing it says? Absolutely nothing. It was knocked out.

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refridgrator

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The president, Oprah and Abraham Lincoln are sitting in a crashing airplane. lol

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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How do you stop a bus? You press the brake pedal, causing the brake pads to squeeze the tires. Which will slow the momentum of the bus to the point of stopping.

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Q. How are a bird and a turtle alike? A. They both fly. Except the turtle.

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Two men are walking in a forest And they find this deep whole, so they spit in it to see how deep it but they here nothing So they throw a rock in and still hear nothing Them they find this old tramission and throw that in. A couple second later the goat comes running by and jumps in the whole A couple minutes pass and an old farmer walks up and asks if they had seen his goat and they replied" yea it just ran and jumped into that whole. The farmer says "that's weird considering I had him tied up to an old tramission

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A guy walks into a bar, and then is hit with the full force of all the things he never did in life, of how he wasted his younger years chasing a bigger paycheck rather than trying to live life, and all the love he wasted on people who didn't care about him. He begins to cry as his first drink arrives, and orders many more as the night passes. He loses his keys as he leaves and stumbles home in a drunken stupor, contemplating suicide.

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a woman came back from a long vacation, one of her male employes noticed that her breast were much larger, "wow, did you get a boob job?" he asked. she replied "no i have breast cancer"

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What rhymes with shuck and starts with an f flamethrower

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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