yo mama so old she was a waiter at the last supper.

Do you think the death man heard the one about, oh wait I bet he didn't

Chantelle, I loved you, but you cheated with Johnathan from Church...

.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

hey John will you make some copies

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

What do a gas and a liquid have in common? Nothing

Scenario: A man is being mugged in an alley Mugger: Give me your wallet! I have a gun! Victim: You don't have the balls. Mugger: Oh yeah! I have 3 balls! Victim: Well I have 2, you should probably get that checked.

what do you call a pond filled with frogs having sex with bacteria is burning there insides while a midget with assburgers is chanting "SMACK THAT BADONKADONK!" racism..

Your mom is so fat, she got obese and died.

why do i have a pain in my left side i dont know but im scared

what is long hard and full of seamen......... A sumbirine..........................(what were you thinking)

Q: What do you call a man from south korea? A: I don't know, but I'm not letting him drive my car.

refridgrator

John and Henk are walking down the street. John kills a man, the cops are coming and John runs away. Why didn't Henk ran away? Henk was a rock

What's larger than a grandmother clock? Plenty of things.

Knock, Knock Whos there? Docter Docter who? Yes its me, Craig Who your docter, I have the test results back Im afriad its positive,you've only got a few months left

Queens Park rangers

What's black and crawls around on eight legs? An octopus that just inked itself.

What's funny about a small child with no arms, no legs? Nothing.. Nothing at all.

why did the panda go to the store? to buy milk.

Your mother is so fat she sometimes eats a normal sized portion of food and does not feel satisfied

tee hee

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