What's black, white and red all over? Nothing, I'm colourblind.

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Q: Why doesn't the Mexican belong in St. Louis? A: Because he ran away from home, his family lives in Kansas City.

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Yo mama's so fat, she's at risk for a number of obesity related disseases, including diabetes, hypertension, and heart dissease.

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your mom is so annoying that she has no freinds and lives alone crying every night about how her children abandoned her

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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why does Chuck Norris never get wet in the rain? Because he has a very serviceable umbrella

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Two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.-South Park

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What happened when the man was about to hug the sexiest person he ever saw in his life? He hit the mirror.

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What do a woman and a female dog have in common? They were both annoying so I put them down.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Anti-Joke Delivery Service. Oh, just leave it by the door.

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How many people live in China? At least ten.

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Man frantically runs into a bar, he suffers brain damage and cannot remember anything about his life. Though he tries to make everything go back to the way it once was, he and his wife grow distant and their family falls apart.

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Yo momma so fat, she's in the hospital dying of morbid obesity. Sorry man.

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Someone made a Titanic joke to me today, It was just plane wrong.

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How do you register on webkinz? You put a rope around a durable shower neck, & then hang yourself with it.

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If someone tells you to look behind you do you? No

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Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? (NO) Neither have I!

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Roses are red Violets are blue The more you know

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Why did the bunny cross the road? It didn't, It was hit by a truck...

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How would you punish Helen Keller? Make her read a basketball.

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Why was the bully in detention? He punched a fellow classmate.

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When I exited the hospital one day, I spotted a sign saying "Come back soon!" Soon afterwards I saw people protesting to ban dihydrogen monoxide. The next day on tv I saw an ad for a solar powered lightbulb. Then I saw a Gun control poster. I cried, this being the dumbest thing I had seen yet, and the world was certainly doomed due to humanity's general stupidity. I saw a chicken crossing a packed road. Why did the chicken feel the urge to cross the road?

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What is the difference between a blond and a red-head? They have different hair colors.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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