Violets are blue, Roses are red, I like to mix up my poems.

How did the young child react when a bullet went through his head? He fell to the ground and his heart stopped beating.

Wake up in the morning feeling like... Helen Keller

Why did little Susie fall off the swing? Because she fell out the window and landed in soot.

what did the old lady die of old age...

Q: What's brown and looks like a weasel? A: A weasel.

A man walked into my repair shop asking why his TV didn't work. I told him it was broken.

Kevin Spacey is Kaiser Solze

F Detroit! I'm more of a Bulls fan

Knock Knock Who's There? A rapist

FUCK THE CHRISTIANS

If a little boy teleported to mars how fast would he get there? Little boys are incapable of breaking down their molecular structure in order to send their individual particles faster than the speed of light in any given direction. Thus this question is illogical and can not be answered.

what did one swedish guy say to another swedish guy? I dont speak russian

What's black and chrispy inside? A black guy with bonecancer

What do you call a homosexuall man? Homosexuall man.

Two elks were out flying one day. One of the elks turned to the other one and said: - You have a cinnemon bun in your eye. - What? - You have a cinnamon bun in your eye! - WHAT? - YOU HAVE A CINNAMON BUN IN YOUR EYE!!! - I CAN'T HEAR YOU, I HAVE A CINNAMON BUN IN MY EYE!

whats better than sex with a 12 year old?? nothing

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why didnt the man go to the wedding? he wasnt invited.

Why is a Wesley a black man ? He licks tuna

How many babies can you fit in a blender? Depends how hard you push.

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Q. Why did the fat boy cross the road? A. To go on a diet

What happened to Liam? He Died.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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