- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many spiders dose it take to cover a wall? Four, if they are 7 feet tall

So many dudes win with your mom who even knows if i'm your father!!

Your mother's so fat that affects her self esteem.

What's blue, and smells like fish? A firetruck, I was kidding about the blue and fish.

roses are red vilest are blue shes mine and if you take my place my fist will go in your face

How do you know a French guy has been in your back yard? Your thrash cans are empty and your dog's pregnant

What's the same about a crouton and a pencil case? Both are used for dirty things, such as shoe tying.

Why couldn't the women cook for her family She had no arms, therefore incapable of preforming the task.

What's black, dangerous and sits in a tree ? A crow, with a machine gun !

A pedophile walks into a Nursery. He get's arrested.

What amusing anecdote did the Department of Educational Dictations officer tell his coworker? There was no amusing anecdote. DED men tell no tales.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme oo

What's wrong with Barney? He's big and purple.

Why did Margret eat the banana? She was hungry.

What do you call a needy person? A person whos needs need needs.

lol a man is drowning

What is dark, funny looking, black, and rhymes with osama? A black lama.

What did Charlie do when he lost his golden ticket? He killed his grandpa to get it back.

Who lives on 2324 Elm St. River Grove Illinois? And Goes to East Leyden High School? The answer is Ricky Krajewski. He is 16 years old has brown hair and brown eyes. 5'11" 190lbs and 6.5 inch penis(when erect). social security # is 679-78-6283.

ok, a family walks into a talant agency, the talent agent says "What can you do". The family breaks out into a sing and dance routine, and do nothing sexual in their routine.

Ya mama so fat when she went on an elevater she had no chose but to go down Hahaha I'm so so funny haha Awesome mon yeah

Knock knock Who's there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ, your lord and savior.

What did the skinny man say to the fat woman. That sucks.

Michael Jackson's favorite places: Toystore Candy shop Playground Amusment parks Kindergarden classroom Orphanige

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