- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There is no I in Pie except for the I

Bannana man do do do do do ect.

What is blue and feels like a shirt? A blue shirt.

Do you like impressions? Why? That's Socrates

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why the f*** do so many people ask this question?

Q: How did the woman die in the black neighborhood? A: She suffered a fatal heart attack while visiting one of her friends. Everyone mourned their loss.

Whats worse than a baby crying on a plane. 9/11

Whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer

What do you call an 8 year-old with no friends? A Sandy Hook survivor

Q: what is socialism? A: a terrible system

Where's Waldo? The cemetery, he died last week.

How do you fit 1000 Jews into a car? You can't. You'd need a much larger vehicle.

i homeless man asked for ome change. he didnt get any because people were afraid he would spend it on drugs

I really don't care how you dress at my funeral, I'll be dead!

Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

Why can't Bob go to the store? He's dead.

A retarded man walks into a bar and everyone was polite about his disability.

What do you call a muslim who is not a terrorist ? A muslim

Why was the boys dick hard? Because he stuck it in a hole in the snow.

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What's the opposite of stupid? diputs

your mommas so fat because she has diabetes

Three men are all in a car park and they all want the same parking spot. As it turns out, it was a trolley bay

Someone threw a cigarette at me today... What a fag.

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