What is a taco made out of? A. Various ingredients ranging from cheese to sour cream.

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Whats as flat as a pancake and alive Ya nan being flattened by a truck on the motorway

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Knock knock whos there? I have no anus

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The father begins by juggling some balls. The mother pulls out her harmonica and begins playing "Dixie". The children and dog try and get the dog to jump through a hoop. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "The Aristocrats!"

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two elderly men were sitting in the sun discussing their lives. The first man says "my life was horrible as I had to walk to work uphill in the snow with no boots on a daily basis" The second man looks at the first and replies "you know why my life was horrible?.. I was born a jewish man in Germany during the second world war and was injustly judged and harrassed nearly to death on a daily basis"

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roses are red violets are blue no one likes raisen bran except your mom

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What does it mean if you have 5$ and Chuck Norris has 5$? Congrats! You both have five dollars!

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What did the jobless man get for Christmas? Fired...

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what do you call a blond who likes human flesh a cannibal

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Real Joke: The US Air Force operates Seymour Johnson Air Force Base. It is named for a seaman. Go look it up.

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i died. new product by steve jobs

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what did the therapist say to the other therapist? WE'VE SAID THIS WAY TOO MANY TIMES YOU SHIT

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Why was the girl crying? - Someone pooped on her face.

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Do dead Elves know it's Xmas ?

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What's worse than World War II? World War III.

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What do you call 25 college teens at a party? A good time.

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What did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? Get off the roof.

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What's the difference between George Michael and a microwave oven? One is a human being and the other is a resourceful appliance.

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A Elephant was going to fight against the biggest and toughest and meanest giant African desert mouse! The battle the animal kingdom had waited for centuries! *DING!* Elephant: Get up Mickey! Mouse: Squish! Disney: How big do you really think a African "giant" desert mouse is?

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what do you say to a girl dog crying??? shut up bitch...

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A: Knock Knock! B: Who's There? A: I Am...

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Why was the little boy upset? An arson set fire to his house, leaving him nowhere to live.

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How old are you like 10? Im 11 so shut the fuck up

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Q: What's worse than 5,000,000 African Americans being killed? A: 1 White person being killed

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Anti Joke

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