What did the general say before the soldiers got in the tank? Get in the tank

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A black man walks into a bar and is proptly told to leave. He proceeds to sue the bar owner, then buys the bar and turns it into a community center that helps at risk children.

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Did you hear about the 4'10" psychic that escaped from prison? It's on the news! "Small Medium At Large."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because 7 ate 9.

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Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights

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Why couldn't 7 multiply itself by 18? Because there were two people having sex in between them.

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what's worse than the holocaust? when starbucks puts whip cream in my hot chocolate and I didn't ask for it. created by KA

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Why was the broom late? Cause he overSWEPT!!! ahahahahahaha!

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Dave: My wife just gave birth! The baby is doing good. John: You mean doing well?

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Why are there so many black basketball players? Because they aren't green.

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What do you say to two cows? Hey cows.

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Why is a charlie horse called a charlie horse? Well there was this boy charlie and he had a horse and it died in a fire.

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How do you tell the difference between a politician and a reindeer? A politician is an employee who works under a strict firm of a government department while a reindeer is a large, grazing ungulate in the family Cervidae that is native to subarctic polar regions of North America.

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Real Joke: The US Air Force operates Seymour Johnson Air Force Base. It is named for a seaman. Go look it up.

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Say silk 5 times. Silk Silk Silk Silk Silk Now what do cows drink? Water.

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Why did the little girl fall of the swing? -because she had no arms Why didn't she get back up? -because she had no legs Why diddn't anyone help her? -because she was black.

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how do you make old people hate eachother? put them in a night time psychology class

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What's worse than World War II? World War III.

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what did the therapist say to the other therapist? WE'VE SAID THIS WAY TOO MANY TIMES YOU SHIT

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Where did Ann go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere.

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What was Steve Jobs' favorite fruit? Grapes.

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Q: What do you call a Muslim controlling a plane? A: A pilot.

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What's black and looks like Burnt Popcorn? A black man

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