- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between Izzy and a hobo? Nothing...they both have no job and no friends

I was at work today and whilst staring at my beautiful colleague I realised how hard it had got. So I quit

What's brown and sticky? The faeces of a glue stick.

What's the difference between a woman and a car? A woman is merely a useful object, whereas a car deserves love, care, and respect.

What's the difference between a bird and a pool table? Both of them fly, except for the pool table.

What's the difference between the sky and the ocean? They're both blue

Why do you not play poker with a cheetah. 1. Animals can't play card games. 2. Cheetahs are carnivores. Think about it.

Miranda Cosgrove's singing career. ......Thats it. Thats the joke.

A Priest, Rabbi, and a Minister walk into a bar... i forgot the rest of the joke, but your mothers a whore!

How did the man drown the fish? He ate it.

Roses are red, violets are blue, f* you, f* you.

What do you get when you mix red and blue? Gang violence.

Chuck Norris doesn't wait in traffic, he takes the subway

Why did the baby fall down from the tree? It was dead.

you lose.

A woman walks into the kitchen to make a sandwich because she is hungry and she likes sandwiches.

A man went to the doctor, complaining about not feeling well after dancing the night before. The doctor quickly rushed to the surgeon to get ready for the liver transplant that had to take place.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

What does the orphan say to its parents? nothing, orphans dont have parents

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

Your mother is so fat she has made a concerted effort to loose weight and lead a healthier lifestyle

What did Jimmy say when the bully poured milk on his head? Nothing, instead he took out a shank and proceeded to stab him 30 times and let him bleed to death for being a douche.

Q. What roles did girls play in the Gold Rush of 1849? A. Miners.

Ronan Parke, making Justin Bieber look straight since 2009

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