Why was the black man tangled in chains at the bottom of the ocean? Because he was a highly skilled diver and environmentalist who tragically entangled himself and consequently died slowly and painfully of suffocation while trying to save a whale from eating waste metal.

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anti jokes are for fags

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poop

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When I grow up, I don't want to be a therapist. I have enough trouble figuring out the problems in my math book.

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Yo mamma's so fat, that she weighs alot.

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A couple was arguing about how the man was cheating and he was in "The Doghouse". There clever son pointed out that they didn't own a dog.

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Q: What did the pony say when it had a sore throat? A: "I have throat cancer and only have six weeks to live."

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i knew this one arab, who was so arab that there was nothing funny about him

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Q: why did the blind man walk off the bridge? A: because he was blind.

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Q: what is socialism? A: a terrible system

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Knock knock. Who's there? Come in.

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How did the gay guy greet the other gay guy? Nice to meet you.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Knock Kock Who's there? Boo Boo who The ghost from Mario

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What did the man say to the woman he was in love with? Sure, I understand and I'm okay with being just friends.

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Axel? Its Eliza, is that you? You alive again? I don't want to be no successor of anything, but thanks I guess. Neo-Nero has not shown up since you returned, I think he isn't very proud of himself and wont be a problem here on forward. He did push me aside, but now that you are alive, I wont even consider the thought of you "dying again" and unless you are dying or seriously ill, I don't want to hear anything about it. Seriously, how bad are you doing? Physically I mean? I am relieved, I mean we all thought you where dead.

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if you give somebody a dollar and they give you a different dollar you both have a dollar

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Laugh

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roses are red violets are blue ur mom just died and u will 2

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Knock Knock Who's there? Reality, we have come to install a doorbell.

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What's sad about 4 people in a Lamborgini going over a cliff? It was my car.

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish

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Why did the girl fall from the swing? She was laughing at an anti-joke.

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A mouse sniffed a peice of cheese. It was on a mouse trap and then it died in the trap.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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