What did the lone KKK member do when he passed 10 large, muscular black men in the street? He did not tell them that he was a member of the KKK.

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Why did the New York Times cancel Otis Redding's subscription? Because he died.

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a fish swimming in the water swims

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Why is Obama the Antichrist? Salad.

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What did Abraham lincoln do after getting assassinated? Certainly not riding a bike thats for sure.

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If the opposite of Pro is Con, whats the opposite of progress?

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Facebook How i met my mother

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What did the duck say to the flag? NOTHING DUCKS CANT SPEAK or flags

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What is the difference between a black man and a sofa? A black man is a human being with feelings, while a sofa is an inanimate object that people sit on in order to enjoy comfort and possibly watch television.

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What's black, white, and red all over? That could describe any number of objects.

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Q: Whats black, white and red all over? A: not me

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Why did Chad find dead people all over the playground? Ask him, it's not like he's pointing a gun at your face.

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A bar walks into a man... Wait...

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Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Kncok Whose there? Not Sally

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A handicapp walks into a bar

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What starts with "m" and rhymes with monkey? Platypus

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What lumpy and pointy? A horny woman with breast cancer

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What has eight legs and one eye? Two chairs and half a pigs face.

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Q: What's gray and comes in gallons? A: Gray paint.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? How did you know it was me?

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Why did Daphie die? I stabbed her 487 times.

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What's a worse feeling than an upset stomach? Seeing a child getting molested and not saying anything.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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