- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did batman do before getting into his batmobile? - Look for the keys.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when the elephants were coming? Here come the elephants! What did Jane say when the elephants were coming? Here come the plums! (She was color blind.)

Grab your Taco, you've pulled a dyslexic Mexican

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had cancer.

When you hit an animal Realize your out of your mind Then realize the animals mind is over there in the ditch.

How many men does it take to screw a light bulb? One, men will screw anything.

Why did the black guy eat KFC? Cause he was hungry.

There is a middle-eastern man in customs with a turban and a briefcase and he is profiled by his race which is a sad fact of our society.

Curiosity killed the cat! No, the tire of a vehicle did.

If you're reading this, you can read.

Two children decide to bury a time capsule in their backyard and open it 5 years later. They then break into tears realizing they have no backyard because they are orphans. They are now orange.

How do you make a baby fly? Hit it's mother in the stomach.

What do you call a man in a pool with no arms and legs? Bob

There once were 2 cowboys who were lost on a dusty trail. Later on they found their way out and are now doing very successful

Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

What's worse than reading a bad joke Realizing it's yours.

what did bob say tothe ugly duckling? your ugly and a duckling

Sometimes when you drink sperm you choke

Roses are red Violets are red The grass is red OH MY GOD, THERE'S BLOOD EVERYWHERE!!!

how did the jewish man die He had a fatal hard attack

What's Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin'

What did the blind kid get for Christmas? Same ones he got last year.

why did the chicken cross the road? because the food source on its original side was running low, thus forcing the chicken to find other food options.

What's worse than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit. What's worse than a dead baby in a clown suit? Ten dead babies in a trash-can. What's worse than ten dead babies in a trash-can? One dead babie in ten trash-cans.

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