So a man walks into a bar, He says, "Hey bartender! Can I have some beer?" The bartender says, "Sure!" and hands the man a Bud Light. The man drinks the Bud Light and leaves afterward.

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This is not a joke or is it

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if bob has 400 pieces of chocolate and eats 200 chocolates how many does he have left. none he died from diabetes

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Why cant African children read? While there are many contributing factors the largest would probably be the lack of a standardized education system mainly due to the logistical factors involved in reaching so many wide spread communities. Also the current economic climate and general disregard for civilians by the governments in these area would suggest that the states' focus would be on other issues besides the welfare of their citizens, this is probably similar to other countries in similar situations such as middle eastern, eastern european, and latin and south america. Then again, not really being educated on this issue in almost any way, has probably contributed to a broad generalization, and so the premise of this joke is most likely flawed in any case.

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Why did the black guy love his new shirt? Because it was 100% cotton

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What do you call a room with an oven and ten Jews in it? A kitchen.

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What do you call a fat Chinese person? A chunk.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue...........Im wearing socks

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What's the difference between Batman and a black man? Batman is a superhero and the other is just a normal person.

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just sit down and dont be a Jew

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Hi

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What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? Nothing, fish can't talk and it died on impact.

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

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Why is Michael J. Fox unable to build domino chains? He only has one domino.

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what's worse than getting raped the guy who raped you has aids

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a white kid is called on by his teacher he is promptly sent to the principle's office after not complying.

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I couldn't afford a hair cut... So i contracted cancer.

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How many Lepers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? People with leprosy should not be doing general house keeping.

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What did the kid say before he died Nothing he was terminally ill

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Q: What's the worst part of 3 Mexicans dying in a car accident? A: They were my friends.

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Why does Spongebob go to work? Because he's ready.

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Once upon a time, a boy sat on a hedgehog. He abruptly stood up, as the spikes had caused him a certain amount of discomfort.

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whats worse than getting no gifts for christmas? getting hit by a bus for christmas

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Sarah Palin

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