- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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do want to hear a joke? Women's rights

Suzie was in a traumatizing accident resulting in her arms getting cut off. Knock Knock? Whos There? Not Suzie.

Where did the boy go after the explosion? Everywhere

What mouse walks on 2 legs, Micky mouse. What duck walks on 2 legs, All ducks you dip shit.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because Suzy had no arms.

Mr Jones, we're sending you to a mental health clinic

Roses are red, Violets are pretty, look at their team, Surrender at 20.

Jesus was a good guy

Roses are red Violets are blue, I am sorry... But you have terminal cancer and are probably going to die in about 3 months

Knock knock Who's there? Your brother My brother who? The dead guy over there.

The more I learn to understand myself, the more true I am towards my values the less human I feel. The irony is, that there will always be other humans feelng the same.

What is worse than finding an Apple in your Worm? Watching your dog jumping of a cliff

A man with a ski mask leaves a jewelry store He then goes back because he accidentally took the clerk's pen

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

There was once a family of tomatoes. A daddy tomato a mommy tomato and a baby tomato. they decided one day to take a walk. but the baby was taking forever so the daddy tomato walked back STOMPED on him and yelled "CATCHUP"

What is the difference between a baby and a rat? I don't have a rat in a cage

Why did the little boy have a gun pointed at his head? Because he hated his life and wanted to kill himself.

Brad Fuller!

This guy says: "Doctor doctor, it hurts when I do this!" He jiggles his arm and screames in pain. The doctor replies: "Well, don't do it then!"

A man walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

Whats brown and sticky? A stick

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

Q: Why does an elephant have flat feet? A: From jumping out of trees

A man rode into town on Friday and stayed a while and then left on Friday how did he manage this?

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