A black van approaches a small boy. The boy gets in the van, and the van drives away.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he

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How do you upset an Mexican? Kill his entire family.

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What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

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What do you call white people that live in a trailer park? Residents.

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What do the villagers say when they see Tarzan swinging into town? Look, here comes Tarzan! What do the villagers say when they see Tarzan swinging into town with sunglasses on? Nothing. They don't recognize him.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? I am.

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Get off my porch.

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Why was the man waiting at the bus stop? He was on his way to work

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once you go black you prefer not to date any white people

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Why does the man leave the store, with two lemons in his shopping bag? Because lemons happened to be one of the items of food he had purchased.

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Whats cooler than cool? Ice Cold.

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After the haitian revolution, Haiti lived happily ever after, Until god smited them with a devastating natural disaster

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whats worse than vegetables? Fisting Grandmas

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Why did the women cross the road? I dont know.. why? no clue.. why was she out of the kitchen

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why did the chicken cross the road? Does it matter why, it just did.

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Knock knock Who there? A mute Bullshit

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Why was the broom late? Cause he overSWEPT!!! ahahahahahaha!

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Bailiffs.

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Who likes to be fisted? Sock puppets.

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Why did people on a plane die? Because it crashed.

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Q: What's worse than 5,000,000 African Americans being killed? A: 1 White person being killed

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Knock knock. Who’s there? Your son. Your son who? DAD WHY CAN’T YOU ACCEPT THE FACT THAT I AM GAY!

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What is blue and not heavy? Light blue!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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