A pregnant woman walked into a bar what did she say? Can i have a drink

Q:What do you say to an albino man that will always get his attention? A:His name.

why do black people hate school? because they have to sit and learn like the rest of us for hours on end

Why did the polar bear cross the road? He didn't, there are no roads in Antarctica.

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, it seem's that someone has been bathroom on my lawn. "Martha, I'm not cleaning this up"

Q: What do you call a man with no arms, legs, and an eyepatch A: Names

Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: It depends who is the owner of the car. .

Knock knock. Who's there? Ted. Come in.

balls

purple pickles

What's better than winning the lottery? Winnig the lottery twice.

if i get 1,000 likes ill kill your hole family

Why did the litle boy's hat come off? cause he got hit by a train!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because seven, eight, nine.

Last night I had the strangest dream. I was eating a big marshmallow and when I woke up this morning I had appendicitus

What do you call a pencil that's been broken in half? 2 pencils

kkk

Q: How do you solve a problem like Maria. A: You kill her. You kill Maria.

so a girl asks a guy: "if a tree falls in the forest, and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?" the guy responds: "trees dont grow in the kitchen, so you shouldnt be worried about it."

Violets are blue, Roses are red. The sentence before was completely irrelevant, but I needed something to say before I tell you, Your family's been murdered by the KKK.

What do Tiger Woods and Charlie Sheen have in common? They are both celebrities.

Knock knock Who's there Knock knock Who's there Knock knock Who's there Never mind

DARK FACT: A ratchet black chick would say that was racist.

What do you call an apple in a washing machine? My lunch!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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