A man walks into town and takes a shit!

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why did the fat guy become fat ...COD..

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soccer

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What's the difference between a black minister and a white priest? Nothing. We're all equal in the eyes of God.

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What do you call a bad anti joke? And anti joke

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A black guy walks into a basketball court.

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What do you call 55,000 clowns exiting a small car? Fiction.

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Knock knock Who's there The police "people began to jump out the back window"

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roses are red violets are blue i have to poop

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Whats worse a black person or a white person I feel like all races are equa,l therefore, there is no correct answer

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Roses are red my shirt is blue don't take my money, their not for u -_-

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The tall man says; How's theweather downn there? he's talking to smurf

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Knock, Knock? Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Why are you crying? I'm not crying. Oh.

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Three black men were walking...

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A:Hi, do you like to blow bubbles? B:Yea... A:Hi, my names bubbles

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ur dug has tits <3 from Alec Bamford xxxxxxxx<3<3<3xxxxxx QAHS 4life

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your girlfriend is so dumb she is clinically retareded

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OR SOMETHING! VOLUME ONE SPECIAL ALPHA MAN EDITION: What do you do if you are in the jungle, and surrounded by a tiger, and a jaguar and have only one bullet left in the rifle? You shoot the damn jaguar in its tire, and RIDE THE GODDAMN TIGER BACK HOME! MORAL MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN! THE FRIENDLY NEIGHBORHOOD R*PIST!(Yes I also wrote the original kay?)

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What's dumber than a black guy that can't read? Two black guys that can't run with TVs.

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your mothers so silly she saw a rock and sat on a chair.......?

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Q: Why did the cow cross the road? A: Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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It's like they always say, you get what you pay for. Unless your a woman, then you get what other men pay for.

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George Bush, a little boy, and his grandfather are on an airplane with a failing engine. They have only two parachutes to save themselves. The plane crashes and they all die.

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Why did Princess Diana die? Because she deserved it!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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