Whats Brown And Sticky?! My Shit!

Two men walk into a bar.........ouch.

roses are grey violets are grey so says my color blind cousin

What is worse than reading an anti-joke relatively similar to the other? Walking in your front yard and realizing a zombie is eating your dead grandmother.

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Being a Japanese person in Hiroshima on this date.August 6, 1945

i was gunna write a joke..but i took an arrow to me knee.

Curiosity killed the cat! No, the tire of a vehicle did.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Bushes are red, HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

What do you call a black man running with a TV? A hard working individual who is in a rush to watch his new TV that he bought.

Why did the black guy eat KFC? Cause he was hungry.

10 people walk into a bar. 6 hours later, 3 more people walk into the bar. There are now 12 people in the bar, and one corpse in the dumpster out back.

What do a Mexican, and American, a black guy, and an Asian all have in common? Believe it or not, they all like cantalope.

People spending hours typing nothing but cus words? Who does that?

yo momma so fat i abuse my wife

Q.What do you call a beaver with a unibrow. A. A beaver........it's still a beaver

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldnt she get up? She had no legs. Knock Knock. Whos There? Not Suzie

Bean.

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Roses are red violets are blue when i flush the toilet i see you :)

What did the man with Alzheimer's get for Christmas? Happy New Year!

What do you call a generally un likeable person who has a habit of drinking in a bar? A Bastard.

i like my women like i like my coffee without a penis

Two olives are sitting on a counter, one falls off and the other one asks "Are you okay?" and he replies, "It is only a slight wound I think I will be just fine"

josh roberts got the d in geog

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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