- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did bob hit Jim Because bob didn't like Jim

What's the best part of a family reunion? The sodomy.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some dreams stay dreams, But some dreams come true. Some want to be god, They want to have made us. But I want to be an astronaught, So I can explore Uranus.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because 7 ate 9.

How many software professionals does it take to get a file committed to source control? Well, today it took five.

Women's Rights.

Q: What is the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a pineapple? There will be no funeral for the pineapple..

What do you call a black man inside a house that is on fire? A fire fighter as well as a hero since he was probably inside the house searching for anyone who was trapped inside

Hi, how are you doing? Good how about yourself? Fine, thanks. Nice weather we're having Yeah, not too bad Have a nice day You too

What is translucent and smells like a carrot ? A translucent carrot.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He lacked the required muscular, integumentary, and nervous systems required to do so (among other essential bodily systems).

why did the clown fall off the swing because he got shot in the face

Q: What's worse than a dead baby? A: A dead baby with diarrhea.

children of those parents which re childless, often are childless too...

How do you make a sandwich? You don't, you have a girl do it for you.

What time is it? 20:45.

Samraj.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

what did the egg say to the boiling water? itll take a while to get hard cause i just got laid by a chick.

A man walks into a bar. The bar is closed and the man is a thief. The police are promptly called in fear that the situation may become increasingly dangerous.

How many Frenchmen does it take to surrender? Probably just one.

What's black and white and red all over? A piece of discarded newspaper previously covering the half dismembered torso of a dead prostitute.

A man walked into a bar Ouch.

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