- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Hey want to hear the best knock-knock joke ever." "Sure." "Ok you start." "Knock-knock." "Whos there?" "..........."

Your mom is so fat That the salesman advised her not to buy the tight dress

I like my women the way I like my coffee: Without a penis.

whats worse than 100 babies strapped to an atomic bomb? 1 baby strapped to 100 atomic bombs

Think of a number between 2 and 10? 3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375105820974944592307816406286 208998628034825342117067982148086513282306647093844609550582231725359408128481 11745028410270193852110555964462294895493038

How do you make an anti joke? You ask a question that could have a presumably amusing answer, but make the joke less amusing by stating an obvious answer, therefore completely bamboozling the victim of the anti joke, and making you seem like a man that has a lot of common sense.

What do Texans call cows? Cows. Calling them almost anything else would be utterly illogical.

How do you stop your child from picking his nose? Cut his hands off

Knock Knock. -Who's there ? It's me. -Come in.

GADZOOKS!

Why was the orange so serious? He was trying to concentrate.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

Why couldn't the Asian drive? He was blind

a boy walks into the doctors office."my knees hurt...i poked it like this"the doctor says "listen kid...u are a really good kid but u didnt really injure your knee and im sick of you!!"

Tell me you're a rapist. You're a rapist. This joke makes no sense. Mashed potatoes.

What did the black man say about Linkin Park? That there's obviously a rapist in their midst and they should all be questioned.

Why did the Mexican jump the fence? Because he didn't feel like walking around the house to the side where the gate was to get out of the backyard

whats yellow? lots of things.

What do Alexander the Great and Kermit the Frog have in common? Their middle name.

What do you call a banana that just got pealed A banana

Ask me if I am a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Where did Jonathan go when the bombs hit? Everywhere.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a prison. They're stopped by a gang. Hey, want to play a game? They answer "No thanks, we died in the last joke."

Roses are red, Violets are blue, sorry i gave you Herpes type 2.

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