What's worse than the holocaust? The sun exploding.

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what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers!

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yo momma so fat... she went on a calorie controlled diet and lost 3 stone, she's a really nice lady too.

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charlie sheen losing

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Why is there such a big box because there is some writing down here :)

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josh roberts goes to church to take advantage of religiously confused young boys

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Why did the baby cry? His dad was holding him upside down over a fire.

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What's utter destruction but still has wheels? A car that was crushed at a junk yard, after the Bridgestone tires were removed for another car that could still use them

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whats two naked people in a bed? too much information

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What did the four pigs do at the farm? Roll in mud.

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how do u get a blonde to stay away from her credit card... i dont know im blonde

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sit on your hand until it goes numb and then touch yourself.

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What did the girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was homeless and dead.

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ask me if i'm a tree are you a tree? No.

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Jimmy: Knock, knock, Grandmother: Who's there? Jimmy: Jimmy Grandmother: Jimmy who? And then Jimmy held back tears as he knew grandmother's Alzheimer's disease was getting worse.

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Brooklyn Nets or New Jersey Nets? Theres a difference

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How you do stop a baby from swinging around on the clothesline? Hit it with a shovel.

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What did the Canadian Goose say to the Snow Goose? You're white.

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Womens' sports

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Where do you live? In a house

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Why the bird can't fly? Because i cutt off his wings.

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roses are red violets suck dick i need a wee

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What did the black man say to the other black man? Nothing, he was recently involved in a terrible car accident which he barely survived but lost the function of speech and was paralysed from the neck downwards. He is constantly in pain and desperately wants someone to kill him but has no way of communicating this so is forced to wait until his natural death.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Tell her to inform the police that her significant other is assaulting them and that she should file a restraining order.

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