- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than being a 40 year old virgin? Being a 12 year old girl in Africa who gets raped everyday to feed her family.

How do you keep an elephant from charging? Shoot it with a high powered gun right between the eyes.

Whats the greatest part of buttsex the refrigerators

FREE SEX! Now that I have your attention.............

Why does the Green Giant's vegetables taste funny? He stands over his peas and corn.

a mexican guy and a black guy are in a car, who is driving? the mexican, the black guy is in the passenger seat

why did the chicken cross the road?... it actually didn't

How many Poles does it take to change a lightbulb? Just the one, usually.

You know what they say about men with big feet? Big penis.

Roses are red. I have OCD. That rose IS red right.. Let me check again.

whats the difference between jimmy saville and a horse? jimmy has a bigger cock

Billy and Suzy sitting in a tree... Billy is gay.

How many wooden chairs can a black man staple to a whales forehead? 27 because Helen Keller does not like blueberries.

black people

Where did the taxi driver put his suitcase down? celery

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming? Here come the elephants.

Why was the black man in prison? He was wrongly accused of a felony and the jury by whom he was tried was largely racist.

ahem what? what. oh I thought you said something

Want to hear a funny joke? Me too.

Hitler arrives at his neighbor's barmitzfah... fashionably late.

please dis this joke, I want to get to the bottom of the leaderboard!

NO! Nero created the MULTIVERSE During the sixth day... And on the seventh... He did not get any sleep or rest either...¨ SO THE GREAT EXPLOSION OF ENDORPHIN'S WAS CREATED AND IT WAS GOOD! Moral:"Seriously, get lost, only the trio of the Gods Me,Myself, and I, are worthy of this tribulation!

Look whos talking Matt Critchley

Why are you so fat? Cause I eat a lot.

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