Two muffins are baking in an oven. What does one say to the other? Nothing. They are both inanimate objects and can't speak.

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What's worse than loading babies into a garbage truck. Answore: unloading them with a pitch fork.

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Roses are red. My name is dave. This poem makes no sense. Microwave.

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I saw a coin one day but never picked it up. It was still there the next day and then the day after that when it was still there I saw a girl being sick on it...

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A 2 lb ball and a 10 lb ball are dropped at the same time. Which hits the ground first? They both hit the ground first. Go ahead and try it. Go on. Now. If you are still reading you really want to know if anything else is going to happen. Well nothing exciting. Just a potato. 0 looks like a potato

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Why couldn't the kid eat candy? He had diabetes, so he could put himself in danger and possibly result in death which would leave the family torn apart and all committing suicide in a matter of 10 years.

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Your mother is so bad at cooking that people often remark on how bad at cooking she is.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Bananas can't talk.

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A blonde girl gets in a bad car accident . A man stops on the side of the road to help her . She is panicking The man gets out a piece of chalk and draw a small circle. He says "Do not step out of this circle" The man smashes her car with a baseball bat She giggles He rolls her car down the hill, She laughs Her car is on fire , She is cracking up He yells " WHAT IS SO FUNNY " She says , "I stepped out of the circle three times when you weren't looking"

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How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't. She's dead.

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rosie o'donald goes on a diet

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a fish swimming in the water swims

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Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was hungry. Thats why.

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A man walked into a bar. He sustained a mild concussion and a brusied pelvis

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A dyslexic paraplegic walks into a bra

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uh uh uh uh .... oh i swallowed my gum

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Viciously beating your children with other recently beaten children.

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what happen to covietz when he licked his balls? nothing he likes the taste

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Why was the black man tangled in chains at the bottom of the ocean? Because he was a highly skilled diver and environmentalist who tragically entangled himself and consequently died slowly and painfully of suffocation while trying to save a whale from eating waste metal.

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When I grow up, I don't want to be a therapist. I have enough trouble figuring out the problems in my math book.

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anti jokes are for fags

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poop

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if quiz is quizzal whats test?

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Why did the man suck at basketball? Because he is white, 5 foot 2, and has no arms. Posted By: Lram

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