Q: What did the pony say when it had a sore throat? A: "I have throat cancer and only have six weeks to live."

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Laugh

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Knock Kock Who's there? Boo Boo who The ghost from Mario

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Axel? Its Eliza, is that you? You alive again? I don't want to be no successor of anything, but thanks I guess. Neo-Nero has not shown up since you returned, I think he isn't very proud of himself and wont be a problem here on forward. He did push me aside, but now that you are alive, I wont even consider the thought of you "dying again" and unless you are dying or seriously ill, I don't want to hear anything about it. Seriously, how bad are you doing? Physically I mean? I am relieved, I mean we all thought you where dead.

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if you give somebody a dollar and they give you a different dollar you both have a dollar

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What did the man say to the woman he was in love with? Sure, I understand and I'm okay with being just friends.

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What's sad about 4 people in a Lamborgini going over a cliff? It was my car.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Reality, we have come to install a doorbell.

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the danced cus they were young, they danced cus they were free, but mostly the danced cus they needed to pee

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Roses are red, I'm tired... I think I'll lie down now

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Why would you ever buy an antijoke book? BECAUSE ANTIJOKES ARE F***ING AWESOME!!!

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What do you get when you mix red and blue? Gang violence.

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What's better than winning the Paralympics? Having legs.

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What is the same between a turtle and an eagle? They both fly, apart from the turtle.

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Q: What's long and gray and kills people? A: A gas pipe.

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What do you call a black man that flies a plane? -A pilot

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Potassium? K.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

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What's the same between a school bus and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the bus.

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,try this on a girl, say "can I pop your cherry.........soda bottle cap off your cherry soda bottle?"

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Make a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day... set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

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Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. Are you a grapefruit? No.

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What did johanne buy when she got pregnant? A staircase

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We are lawyers

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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