A Elephant was going to fight against the biggest and toughest and meanest giant African desert mouse! The battle the animal kingdom had waited for centuries! *DING!* Elephant: Get up Mickey! Mouse: Squish! Disney: How big do you really think a African "giant" desert mouse is?

How did the fat guy die? After an autopsy, it was discovered he was unaware of his type 2 diabetes and therefore did not treat it

A woman walks into a bar. Since having equal rights, she too falls unconcious..... Several men walk toward the bar

Q: what did the man with a broken jaw say? A: nnamkkiuuiriwojjkmgfmls!!!!

When is a Jew the sleepiest? Depends on the time really... some people sleep and wake up on different biological calendars.

yo mama is so dumb, she got all Fs on her report

Q: What's worse than 5,000,000 African Americans being killed? A: 1 White person being killed

A girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

Q: What do you call Justin Bieber with a penis? A: Darn good plastic surgery.

Once upon a time, there was this guy. He lived a good life and then died.

Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a rapist.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because Acl tear stepped on a spit.

I forgot how to throw a boomerang and then it came back to me.

Why wasn't the man talking? Because he was sleeping.

A-S-S-H-O-L-E!!!! Everybody A-S-S-H-O-L-E!!!!

Where did Ann go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I got to go now Gonna take a poo.

Why are black people so tall? Because their parents were

A man came home one day, drunk and feeling horny. He proceeded to the bedroom where he found his wife just getting into bed in a lace bra and sexy underwear. This turned him on even more so he cuddled up to her and whispered seductivly in her ear before kissing her neck. His wife was not in the mood for sex so she shot him

What did the retarded guy say to the other retaarded guy? A. Your retarded

hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

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Where did the boy go after the explosion? Everywhere

What mouse walks on 2 legs, Micky mouse. What duck walks on 2 legs, All ducks you dip shit.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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