A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For fitness! ...yeah... nobody laughed when Jonah Hill said it either... awkward

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What is black and red? Something that is black and red.

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Whats the difference between a hoover and a harley? one is a vacuum, and the other is a motorcycle.

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What did the sheep say when he broke a leg? Nothing, sheeps can't talk.

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Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes

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What do you call a horse with no legs? Useless.

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who ever is reading this....

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Whats hard and long? An erect penile shaft.

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There is no I in Pie except for the I

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how do you make your mom mad? mushroom stamp her face

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Q: What's long and gray and kills people? A: A gas pipe.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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Why should people with Alzheimer's not tell jokes? To get to the other side.

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What has a mouth but cant talk Helen keller What has eyes but cant see Helen keller What has ears but cant hear You guessed it an ear of corn

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Did you know that if you get all your intestines, and laid it out across the floor in a line, you would die?

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When the loaf of bread crashed the car the wife was mad. What do you think she did? She put Nutella on him toasted him and then ate him

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How did the black man cross the road after 5 years of trying to and getting hit by cars every time? some1 put KFC on the other side. MrBounty44

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A newborn, an infant, a teenager, a person in their 20s, a person in the 40s, a person in their 60s, a person in their 70s, a person in their 80s, and a little old lady who is about 105 walk into a bar. Wait, infants can't walk.

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Bannana man do do do do do ect.

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Why did the man cry when he was surrounded by black men? He got a call saying his mother had just died.

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Why did the parents order the 16 year old daughter to move out of Virginia? Because she lost her virginity

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And the Lord said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But John came fifth and won a toaster.

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hey i just met you and this is c r a z y , but im a pirate so call me matey ;)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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