Once upon a time, there was this guy. He lived a good life and then died.

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Q: What do you call Justin Bieber with a penis? A: Darn good plastic surgery.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a rapist.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because Acl tear stepped on a spit.

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I forgot how to throw a boomerang and then it came back to me.

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Why wasn't the man talking? Because he was sleeping.

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What did the retarded guy say to the other retaarded guy? A. Your retarded

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hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

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A man came home one day, drunk and feeling horny. He proceeded to the bedroom where he found his wife just getting into bed in a lace bra and sexy underwear. This turned him on even more so he cuddled up to her and whispered seductivly in her ear before kissing her neck. His wife was not in the mood for sex so she shot him

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I got to go now Gonna take a poo.

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Where did Ann go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere.

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Why are black people so tall? Because their parents were

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A-S-S-H-O-L-E!!!! Everybody A-S-S-H-O-L-E!!!!

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what do you say to a girl dog crying??? shut up bitch...

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Q: What's worse than a dead baby? A: A dead baby with diarrhea.

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(402)217-6102 that is Jesse

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what would Michael jakson do if he was alive? scream and hit the top of his coffin

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Three decapitated children walk into a bar..... If you are laughing at this....what the hell is wrong with you?

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How many Frenchmen does it take to surrender? Probably just one.

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What did Batman's mother say when it was time for dinner? Nothing, Batman's parents are dead.

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A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in the front of his pants. He is given some very strange looks from the patrons both due to the fact that he has a steering wheel in his pants and because people wearing traditional pirate garb are a rarity.

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Why, you might ask, did in fact the chicken cross this all too infamous road? His grandma-ma phoned the righteous bird and requested a visit. Chickens never displease their family.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A blind fish, who had a horrible accident with a fishing hook

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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