- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whatd the boner say to the limp dick get your head up kid

Oh wow, I've never seen one that big before. Thats what the 12 year old boy said as he starred at the the Great Pyramid of Pharaoh Khufu.

Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

A man walks into a bar...... He then wakes up in a hospital. along with a large bruise on his forehead.

Rebecca Black starts to sing a song, and when breaking out into her annoying chorus, we realize that it's not about the days of the week.

What happened to the boy who cried wolf? He was brutally raped and killed, Inglewood is really not a place you want your children growing up.

go up to some one and say "i told you it would happen" with a straight face and walk away. it should cause a LOT of confusion.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

why was joe in hospital with facial disorder? his mum hit him with a fridge

Why did the student shoot his teacher? Because he was super depressed and was just diagnosed with stage four brain cancer. And he was black.

How many batteries does it take to run a car 1 a car battery

why was the man at the tuna fish factory mad? because he was going through intense emotional trauma happening in his life because of problems with his wife and child.

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers!

how do u get a blonde to stay away from her credit card... i dont know im blonde

how long does it take a meth-head to rob your flat? not long at all, and they'll take everything. they need to, it's an addiction

Pitbull is Mr. Worldwide because his music sucks everywhere in the world

"Have you guys ever seen Derrek Ashmores sisters? They are DTF if you know what I mean" - Jesse Ziegenbein

What's the same about a crouton and a pencil case? Both are used for dirty things, such as shoe tying.

"who you calling pinhead" tell me you know what thats off

sharks

King Triton: "As much as it pains me to lose you, Ariel, I want you to be happy with your prince..." Ariel: "So why don't you just turn Eric into a merman?" King Triton: "Good idea."

Why did the baby cry? His dad was holding him upside down over a fire.

What the difference between Adolf Hitler and Michael Phelps? Micheal Phelps can finish a race.

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