- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock whos there ? Jordan Jordan who ? Jordan Walters

Why did the man die? Because he was unpopular and someone killed him with a gun. He is now dead. RIP.

You’re so dumb that many individuals find your intelligence inferior.

Why did they monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

Q: What's worse than eating cauliflowers? A: Eating cauliflowers and getting raped by Jerry Sandusky at the age of 7.

Helen Keller went to town riding on a pony she stuck a feather in her hat and called it uuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

Why did the girl fall off the swing Because she had no arms

Getting an STD. What's worse than mixing up the order of the joke and the punchline?

What's the difference between a smart blonde and bigfoot? There's been sittings of bigfoot

How do you save a black man from drowning? You throw him a flotation device.

What's big and messy? A big mess

What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? words

why did sally fall off the swing? because she was a fish.

Why did the baby die? Cuz the father had a small dick.

What's worse than dropping your ice cream? Getting a virus that slowly deteriorates your body from the inside out.

Why did Devon move out of his mom's house? His mom beats him.

what did the man with no arm get for Christmas? A rowboat

What did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? Get off the roof.

Sidney Crosby comes face-to-face with Alex Ovechkin. The Penguins were playing the Capitals.

What's worse, a dead baby or an abortion? A dead baby on a bayonet

How did the man with no arms or legs cross the street? He didn't.

Religion.

vaginas are pretty!!!!

There is a high speed police pursuit when suddenly the suspect's car skids and crashes into a field. Two cows witness the commotion, when one turns to the other and says "Moo".

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